Today we salute you, Mr. Green-Plaid polyester suit man! You can’t get a real job practicing law, so what do you do, Mr. Low-Life barrister? You become a collection attorney, sucking blood out of those too poor to pay their bills. (Choir: Mr. Green-Plaid Polyester Suit Man!)
Here’s to you, Mr. Too Dumb to be a Real Reporter: You, Real Man of Genius that you are, start a pathetic little blog, that nobody reads unless Smash Mouth Politics lifts up the rug and people naturally become curious to see all the little cockroaches under it. (Choir: Mr. Too Dumb to be a Real RepoOOOorter!) Continue reading