Doug Maticonis: Dumbass of the year?

Only selective inbreeding produces deep thinkiners like "Little Dougie Dumbass"! (Registered Trademark, all rights reserved)

Only selective inbreeding produces deep thinkers like "Little Dougie Dumbass"! (Registered Trademark, all rights reserved)

This mealy-mouthed little punk claims he is an attorney. I sure as hell wouldn’t hire him to do my legal thinking for me. What. An. Imbecile.  Major refuses to go to Afghanistan unless Obamster produces his long-form birth certificate (which he has never produced).  Army caves and changes his orders, runs away from a fight like a dog with its tail between his legs. Does this running from a fight make Little Dougie Dumbass suspicious of why the world’s greatest fighting force ran from this fight? Nope. At least curious? Uh uh. Instead The world’s dumbest lawyer attacks the character of the Major for being a “freeper.” 

Did it ever occur to you, Mr. Dumbass, that even a “freeper” and a broken clock can be right occasionally? Did it ever occur to you–broken-down purported collection attorney–that it would be so simple for Obamster to produce his long-form birth certificate in, oh, I don’t know, 24 hours, and shut this “freeper’s” claim down so fast it would run circles around a Harrier jet at top speed?  Did it ever occur to  you, Mr. Genius I.Q, that this caving in to this stupid ass “freeper” will only encourage others to mutiny? Did it ever occur to you that the military hates mutiny, and would never allow this, unless there was a reason, such as something to hide?  I’m not saying any of this is true, I’m just saying that as someone who obviously is smarter than your stupid ass that it makes me suspicious. It makes me want answers. But to a dumbass such as you are it makes you want to go attack the Major for being a “freeper.”  Brilliant. What a deep thinker you are. You have the curiosity of a clam. God, please deliver the world from idiots like you.

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