A Democrat U.S. Senator put his hand on my inner thigh

“See, we were having dinner, you know? It was at a fancy place, and all kinds of people were there. But I did not say anything. I didn’t tell him to knock it off, or remove his hand. I let him do it. Through all four courses. I’m a tool for the Republicans, so I’ll mention this on my blog, and on T.V.  Just don’t ask me to tell you which Senator it was, so that the unnamed Senator can dispute my silly story.  No, wait. I have it wrong. I’m a faggot tool for the Democrats, and it was a Republican Senator who supposedly did this! Can you guess who I am?”

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