How various politicians look at the health care issue

President Obama: “I can control 1/5 of the U.S. economy.  I can get all my  homies positions of power. I can have influence over who lives and who dies.  Nobody will dare to defy me, on any issue, or I’ll cut off their health insurance and let them and their family all die.  Oh, yeah, my mother ‘worried’ about paying her bills while she was dying, too.  Did I mention that I can control who gets health care, and who doesn’t? Hell, this is almost as sweet as ‘Reparations!’  I love power.”

 Teddy Kennedy: “God dammit, where my drink. Bwing

McCain’s staffers thoroughly investigated the Obama birth certificate issue

When I heard that, I became convinced that the birth certificate was a dead issue. That settles it for me, end of story.  No room for debate. Zero. Zilch. Nada.  After all, McCain’s people also thoroughly vetted Sarah Palin…

Free legal representation is a fundamental right

Millions upon millions of Americans do not have access to a lawyer. Of those who do, most of them can’t afford their lawyer. Legal  fees are a leading cause of bankruptcy. Despairing American citizen, when faced with onerous lawsuits, are placed on the horn’s of a dilemma: refuse to pay exhorbitant legal fees, and lose and get bankrupted, or pay the legal fees, win, and still go bankrupt. 

Millions of indigent citizens are forced to use the Legal Aide Society for free legal advice. Others rely on free advice clinics put on by lawyers working pro bono.  When free legal advice is offered, some citizens come from hundreds of miles away to get something for nothing.

This travesty must stop.  Every American deserves his or her own lawyer! This is a basic American right, and the U.S. Government must pay for it!  Elect me as your next President! My new slogan is, “Everybody needs a lawyer. Everybody gets a lawyer!”   

Coming next week: Everybody needs a mechanic. Everybody gets a mechanic!

Transcript of 911 call to Professor Gates’ residence has been leaked

The way liberals see all cops

911 Operator: “911, how may I help you?”

[Anonymous white woman]: “I saw two n!@@ers breaking into the back door of a neighbor’s house. The address is [deleted].  This is a nice neighborhood. Can you send some white cops to stop them?”

911 Operator: “Sure thing Ma’am. Stay on the line while I call on the white cop hotline for some special white cops to respond.”

911 Operator: “Emergency! Attention nearest white officers: N!@@er break-in in progress at [deleted].  Respond immediately.  Code Two!”

White Officer Crowley: “10-4. I’m just down the street at a Dunkin Donuts. I’ll get those N!@@ers!”

[124 seconds later] White Officer Crowley: “I’m at the location and seeking the suspicious individuals. I’ll use my personal radio to keep in contact.”

White Officer Crowley to 911 Operator: “I caught two N!@@ers inside this fancy house. Get this! One is trying to say that he owns the place! I laughed out loud when he said that, and he got beligerent, so I cuffed him. Then I roughed him up. He is in custody and in the back of the squad car now!”

911 Operator: “Good job, White Officer Crowley! No N!@@ers can afford to live in that fancy neighborhood! And say, if you have any donuts left over, can you drop them by after you book his black ass?”

[Ok, I sorta made that up. That is my opinion about what the blacks and liberals expect it to see.  Now, here is what the conservative white folk think it will reveal.