Daily Archives: July 7, 2009

The President looked into his eyes “and got a sense of his soul.”

A warm greeting from the President of Russia. President Medvedev later was heard to murmur: "That dude scares me."

A warm greeting from the President of Russia. President Medvedev later was heard to murmur: "That dude scares me."

The President worried that this foreign dictator was pulling his own country into socialism, and was even headed towards a communist dictatorship. “We’ve tried communism, and it does not work.  Communist dictatorships don’t work.  Hell, I am President, and I can’t even get out from under the shadow of Prime Minister Putin,” President Dmitry Medvedev said.  “But the President of the United States of America is who really scares me.  Least with Putin you know what you get. Ex-KGB, committed hard-line communist, he doesn’t hide who he is.  But Obama comes on like a “moderate” Democrat and then uses invented “crisis” after “crisis” to seize more and more control.”
The White House had no comment when asked about these quotes.      

How to turn a child into a Republican

Been around, but still a good one: I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed.

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.  Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. ‘ 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

Is this really a choice?

“A picture is worth a thousand words.”