You MIGHT be a liberal…

You might be a liberal…if you support banning all guns, but oppose banning all Muslims from immigrating to America.

You might be a liberal…if you support laws protecting sea turtle eggs and eagle eggs, but oppose any restrictions on abortion.

You might be a liberal…if you are more afraid of “global warming” than you are of Muslim fanatics.

You might be a liberal…if you believe Obama is a “Christian” because he says he is, but you don’t believe Muslim fanatics are Muslim when they say they are.

You might be a liberal…if you believe that it is fine to force people to show their I.D. in order to drive or get on a plane, but that is raaaaacist to require an I.D. in order to vote.

You might be a liberal…if you oppose the death penalty, but support abortion on demand.

You might be a liberal…if you think the “Tea Party” is racist, but that the “Congressional Black Caucus” is not.

You might be a liberal…if you believe that Islam is a “religion of peace.”

You might be a liberal…if you voted for Barack Obama even a little bit because he was half black.

You might be a liberal…if you intend to vote for Hillary even a little bit because she has a vagina.

You might be a liberal…if you do not unequivocally condemn Obama’s weaponization of the IRS against “Tea Party” advocacy groups.

You might be a liberal…if you opposed Bush’s Iraq and Afghanistan wars, but supported Obama’s Libyan and Syrian wars.

You might be a liberal…if you think it strange that Cubans are literally dying to leave that Utopian communist country in order to get to ours.

But if you voted twice for Obama for President…you are just a fucking idiot.

 

My new girlfriend

Why I hate cops, reason number six billion and one.

….”Coogle said he hoped to at least partially atone for the role he played in Westcott’s death by setting the record straight. But informers usually face long odds in their efforts to blow the whistle on police misconduct, said Scott Greenfield, a New York criminal defense lawyer and editor of the Simple Justice blog.

“The police playbook is simple, Greenfield said: Disavow the snitch. He said cops typically prevail because of informers’ endemic credibility problems, even when the spectacle of officers attacking their own snitches’ truthfulness looks incongruous.

“These are the same guys who are so very truthful that we put other people in life-threatening situations based on what they say,” Greenfield said, describing the typical police response. “When the snitch turns, they’re a pathological liar and we shouldn’t pay attention….”

Sure, this must read story published in the Tampa Bay Times could be false, complete and utter bull shit. As the fag bois and wimmenz libbers were so quick to believe the single-sourced U. Va. rape story excreted by the Rolling Stones because it fit with their narrative, so too I might be inclined to believe this story because it absolutely fits with what I personally know to be true about cops. Still, unlike the rape story, this one has “the ring of truthfulness” about it, from top to bottom. Oh, that and none of the cop handlers would even bother to refute the charges.  Fucking cops. Fucking morons who keep this war on drugs going to line their pockets with filthy lucre.

Enjoy the decline of America

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasury. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world’s great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage.”

Sometimes the old wisdom is the best wisdom. Get your hands on some real gold. The Fed is going to kill this country.

Somebody gets it

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I hate ugly liberal women

Do women lie about rape?

 Sorry it is so long, but it is very VERY powerful. Basically there is no negative to a woman lying to get what she wants. And most of the time she is believed by men who think women would never lie. Don’t be that guy!

Obama as queer as a three dollar bill

TELL ME he isn’t gay. Mom jeans. First pitch throws like a girl. And all those Chicago bath house rumors. Not that there is anything wrong with that 😉 Photo from The Federalist.  Just DON’T insult my intelligence by denying it!

Atlas Survival Underground

I want one! Imagine all the space saved. All the building material saved.

She has no power unless you allow her to have it. Don’t be that guy. Read “Delusiondamage.com” daily