I HATE IT when my swimming suit rips!

California has adopted a new “State Song”

The truth finally comes out: Saddam Lied and Troops Died

No wonder so many people believed that Saddam had WMDs. (And don’t give me that complete and utter bull shit that it was Bush who lied, because we have a record of all the Democrat Pols who believed that Saddam had WMDs.)  Remember the reports that even Saddam’s own generals did not know that they did not possess WMDs. 

I PROUDLY supported the war effort in Iraq from the beginning

You have our QUALIFIED support. Until the going gets rough.

My support never waivered or faltered.  I opposed changing course mid-stream.  I never favored cutting and running as did the vast majority of Democrats.  I never called Gen. Petreus a liar, or General Betray Us.  I never said “the war is lost.”  And neither did any of the politicians whom I support. Unfortunately, many of you stinking liberals, and too many of you RINOs and Moderates and Patrick Buchannon-type paleo conservatives can’t say the same thing. 

Now that the war is winding down, and we are leaving on our own terms, victorious, rather than with our tails between our legs running away like little dogs, you think about how wrong you were.  Let’s not forget that the principle reason that Obama won the Democrat nomination was because he promised to cut and run.  Fortunately, the troops under the guidance of General Petreus and with the unwaivering support of George W. Bush won the war before Obama and the Democrats could ensure that we lost it.  All you early supporters who changed your position when the going got tough should be forever ashamed of yourselves.  All of you who transformed the cause of the war into “Bush Lied, troops died” should be shot for treason. 

I celebrate the troops victory, and spit on every one of you who quit on our troops during the war.   Once you put your hand to plow don’t look back.

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu’ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan USA
the leaders and best
Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu’ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan, UNITED STATES
the champions of the West!

The Progressive Declaration of Independence

Memo: My 1st Draft of the Progressive Declaration of Independence

To: Sen. Harry Reid, Teddy K, and all my other homeys

From: Nancy Pelosi

 

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 2009 

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen fifty-seven united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created evolved equal, that they are endowed by their Creator the Government with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness, The Right to Welfare, Public Education, Free Cheese, Public Housing, the Right to Have the Government Make Others Pay for Your Health Care etc. ad nauseum. — That to secure these rights, Governments LOAN YOU THESE RIGHTS, SUCKERS, SO VOTE FOR US OR WE WILL TAKE THEM AWAY! [Is this too harsh? Let me know.]  are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive fails to of these ends take from the rich and give to the poor so you suckers will vote for us it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness and especially their Welfare check.

Perriello: “Maybe we should be called the global-warming Kool Aid drinkers’ lobby”

You. Dumbass. Voters. In your collective wisdom you dumped Virgil Goode for this sanctimonious little prick? What the hell were you thinking? He sells the country out and then tries to claim it is because of his “conscience?”  What a little whore.

John Doe has been arrested!!!!!

By Mrs. John Doe:  Late last night Federal Investigators broke our

The jack-booted thugs got John Doe. You are next.

 front door and arrested my husband in his bed for making threats against Federal Judges. Apparently, the so-called “threats” were contained in a blog post that  he made yesterday entitled “Let me be the SECOND to say this clearly: These judges deserve to be killed.”  Apparently, the Federal Prosecutor, what’s his name from Chicago, the same sawed off little prick prosecutor who rail-roaded Scooter Libby, did not take too kindly to my husband taunting him by calling  him a “little Napoleon,” “a little faggot” and then saying “come git some.”  My husband has gone and done it  now. His big mouth has gotten  him in deep trouble. He is being held without bond and will be extradicted to Illinois next week.  When his lawyer petitioned the Court for Johnny to be let out on bail, the Federal Magistrate just laughed.  Pray for me, and send money for Johnny’s legal defense. That is me asking for the financial help, not Johnny. All Johnny requested was some “soap on a rope.” Thank you.

This woman is sick

Before, everything looks almost normal...

Side boobs are over-rated

Ruh Roh! The First Dog seems to have slipped her Presidential leash

I'm not ugly. It's your imagination.

Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life Helen Thomas!  But hey, better late than never you stupid old bitch.

“Nixon didn’t try to do that,” Thomas said. “They couldn’t control (the media). They didn’t try.”

“What the hell do they think we are, puppets?” Thomas said. “They’re supposed to stay out of our business. They are our public servants. We pay them.”

“When you call the reporter the night before you know damn well what they are going to ask to control you,” Thomas said.

“I’m not saying there has never been managed news before, but this is carried to fare-thee-well–for the town halls, for the press conferences,” she said. “It’s blatant. They don’t give a damn if you know it or not. They ought to be hanging their heads in shame.”

But be prepared, you stupid dingbat. In the future: No cookies for you! You will be shunned. You will never get another question. You. Don’t. Fuck. With. The One.