Last pic of Trig alive...
Sarah Palin went berzerk today and the NYT finally admitted that they were wrong to attack her. Palin finally admitted that not aborting her son Trig was a gross mistake. She took a knife to him and cut him in little pieces. “Hey, a choice is a choice, eh? He’s just a little retard, after all. I’m a little late to the party, but it’s my body, doncha know?”
And she finally admitted that her husband was a chauvinstic pig, so she divorced him and moved in with a lesbian lover. “Jesus said love thy neighbor, no? ‘Bobby’ is my neighbor.” And speaking of Jesus, she officially renounced any faith in Christianity, in any religion, and in any higher power. “Religion is, like, way over-rated, eh? My ‘god’ from now on will be Obama, and ‘Big Government.’ I’m just really tired of swimming against the tide, doncha know?”
Keith Olbermann begged her forgiveness. Katie Couric admitted that her interview with Palin may have been biased. The National Organization for Women declared that she would henceforth become an honorary member and that her annual dues would be waived for the first five years.
Finally, Planned Parenthood of America requests that you donate to compensate them for the cost of them taking Trigg’s remains out to the dumpster and disposing of his remains. Said Planned Parenthood’s President: “Better late than never.” The Democrat National Convention declared today “Sarah Palin Day” and offically demanded that the MSM cease and desist attacking her, and turn their attention on other, more Godly men and women.
At least when we throw the bum out in 2012 he can go dance for a living
ABOUT TIME that some unnamed sources spilled the beans from within Obama’s campaign staff! Vanity Fair has the exclusive scoop: “Why did so many skilled veterans of the Democrat Party—long regarded as the less adroit team in presidential politics—keep loyally working for his election even after they privately realized he was casual about the truth and totally unfit for the presidency? Perhaps most painful, how could Hillary Clinton, one of the cagiest survivors in contemporary politics—with a fine appreciation of life’s injustices and absurdities, a love for the sweep of history, and an overdeveloped sense of her own entitlement to the Presidency—ever have lost to a person whose utter shortage of qualifications for the proposed job were glaringly evident to all but the Kool Aid drinkers?….”
“Another aspect of the Obama phenomenon bears examination, even if the mere act of raising it invites intimations of racism: he is by far the best-looking African American ever to rise to such heights in national politics, the first indisputably male hunk to dare to frolic shirtless in the surf since JFK. And, let’s face it, he’s “clean and articulate”, not easy qualities to find in politicians, period, but especially in African American candidates. Right Joe? This pheromonal reality has been a blessing and a curse. It has captivated people who would never have given someone with Obama’s record a second glance if Obama had looked like Joe Biden. Or had been anything other than an African American. And it has made others reluctant to give him a second chance because he looks like a Chippendale dancer….”
“Obama is a cipher by choice. When he chooses to reveal himself, what he reveals is not always the same thing as the truth. “Hope and change”? What the hell is that? Transparency? Clear as mud. No new taxes? I had my fingers crossed. Come, on, he seems to be saying, I’m the first African American President. I got here based on my skin color. You don’t actually think that I’m going to honor my campaign promises!!?? You did? Suckka.”
Of course, none of his campaign staff were willing to speak on the record. Chicago thugs do not take kindly to the truth being revealed.
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