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Dear Uncle Lowell, Why do “progressives” hate America so much? Why did they spit on the troops returning from ‘Nam and call them baby killers? Signed, one of the many confused readers of your blog.
Well, Confused, back in the day the cultural elites of the time opposed the war. The Rosie O’Donnells and the Bill Mahers and the Dixie Chicks and the MSM of that time (think Jane Fonda, Walter Cronkite, Pete Seeger) conned us into believing it was cool. It seemed like the thing to do at the time. Everybody was doing it! [Ok, since this is John Doe’s blog, I can’t blatantly lie–just some of us were doing it. Most of the same ones who now are leaders and shakers within the Democrat party.] Sure, we feel badly about it now, and we want to pretend that it never happened. Heck, I even had cousins who fought in Nam, therefore, all is forgiven. Did I mention I had cousins who fought in ‘Nam? That’s why it’s okey dokey for me to pal around with the same people who spit on our warriers returning from ‘Nam!Sincerely, Uncle Lowell.
Dear Uncle Lowell, why do all the posts at your blog site seem to come directly from the DNC without even any attempt on your part to think, to actually add any input, or to advance the argument? Are you a tool of the DNC? [Ok, I confess, I made this one up myself, John Doe]
Dear John, now that you asked, I do take my marching orders directly from the DNC and/or the Va Democraps, and occasionally from other blog sites who get their marching orders from them. Thinking for yourself isn’t really encouraged at blogs like mine. We “like-minded” sheeple “independent thinkers” just like to get together and echo what we all are told that we believe. It’s worked so far. We won! Better a cohesive block of non-thinkers who support a cause than a non-cohesive block of true independent thinkers, that’s what Komrade Obama always said when he was a “community organizer.”
Dear Uncle Lowell, why are you so fixated on Rush Limbaugh? Anonymous at the EIB network.
Dear Rush, I can’t help it, Obama says attack Rush to keep the populace from considering the horrid Porkulus Plan, that is what dimwits like me will keep doing until further notice. Don’t blame me, my cousins fought in Vietnam! And my grand pappy was an honest hardworking American citizen who didn’t depend on welfare, blah blah blah, so whatever I say and do is excused, I guess. Sorta. [Ooops. Serious malfunction for a moment there, return to script, Lowell, you can do it.] Rush sucks. Republicans suck. Democrats are good. Thank you for playing, Uncle Lowell, the Progressive A**hole!