Venetian Deep Stack Extravaganza

Let me try to explain what it is like to play in a Venetian Deep Stack Extravaganza tournament.  Try to imagine that you are driving accross America, and you have about a 16 hour drive.  Then, when you get to  your destination, you screw up, and did not dind [“DIND”? I musta been drunk. Try “find” Anyhooo, in two tries I’m up a total of $2,200, but coulda been up much, much more] where you were going.  Start over. Drive home. 

Since being here, I’ve played in two of the tournaments. I’ve gotten to the right neighborhood. I’ve even been in sniffin’ range of the kitchen. I’ve just been shut out of eatin’ at the final table. In two tourneys, I’ve finished 17 and 11th.  Tomorrow I try tourney three.  In fourteen hours I’ll let you know how it goes.  Imagine how far you could drive in 14 hours (except you NV,  you prolly couldn’t drive out of you county).

John “Lost in Vegas” Doe

10 responses to “Venetian Deep Stack Extravaganza

  1. I can’t even get out of my city by car. Luckily it’s about 450 sq. miles. After that, we jump in the skiff!

    Best on your tournament. Kill ’em dead.

  2. Happens every time. I brag. I lose. Today, I just crapped out. After only 4 hours, I crapped out. Getting in and staying in “The Poker Zone” is nearly impossible for me.

  3. Bummer. Did you try the ” Stand up and spin around to the right three times, spit in your left hand and rub it across your forehead before you sit back down” maneuver to change your luck? Always works for me.😉

    Mike

  4. JD…
    Dammit…yah didn’t check with my sorry olde saggin’ arse…!

    I won one K… point five… years ago when my arse “twitched” just before I bet…
    Man oh man, I got my ticket home to Momma and my bros, wit’ that, just, simple, one strike…
    Got my sorry shriveled, olde, soldiers, arse out with “one bet” and never, ever, went back…
    Hehehe…!

  5. JD…
    How does that damn song go…?

    Ya, gotta know when to hold ’em…
    Yah, gotta know when to fold ’em…

    Gambler’s never do…
    Winner’s do…!

  6. Talkin’ about gambling…
    Praise the Lord…we actually “dodged a bullet”…

    Fate is fickle, life is short, but we had Jesus sittin’ on our shoulder two years ago in November 2008…!

  7. JD…
    Yah have to consider some kinda , report…
    Man, I hope yer winnin’ a million..

    Report Sir…
    Hey if you were in my portfolio…you’d be up 10K, in the last two days…
    HOOOAAH…!

  8. JD…
    No shit…
    Yes, no shit, two days…
    1oK…

  9. Dammit JD…
    You gotta be do somethin’ better than this…
    What the hell are we doin’ here…

    Waitin’ fer yer next large, day olde, painful excreted, turd to drop in the damn bowel…Eff’ you JD…

    Yer either here or there…!

  10. Nah, Gramps, since about 18 I’ve been as reliable as “Old Reliable.” I’m 2-4 cashing in the Deep Stack Tourneys. Back is killing me. Need a local chirop. And missing my wonderful family, and perfect wifey.

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