Sooo–we got Mike headed to Florida and temporarily off the blog ether, John Doe sporadically posting from Sin City, The inimitable Lipton Tea Bag missing in action…
There is only one thing a man can do in this situation: Suck it up and post his ass off.
Let us begin.
Oklahoma City Mayor says no to Lingerie Football League. Why? “Too many problems to list.” Look, I don’t know if Hizzoner is a fag or just a misogynist (who designs those hideous clothes for women, eh?), but the LFL is empowering to women in so many ways, I can’t begin to list them all in This Space. Women showing they can play tackle football, formerly an exclusive enclave of male power, while still celebrating their femininity. They’re at once hot, and tough. Manly men like our readers, and Feminists can all agree, for once. You be the judge:
Women working together, as a team, can only speed America on the way to its Inevitable Progressive Future:
Did I mention the mental toughness required? Isn’t that what feminists are looking to instill in today’s girls?
And yet, after the struggle, opponents can share a moment of comradeship, like Grant and Lee and their men at Appomattox:
No need to thank me, Feminists, I’m only doing it for the Good of Humankind.