Monthly Archives: May 2011

Baby KNOWS what baby wants!

Obama says his father served in WWII

WTF???  Did he just slip up and admit that “Barack Hussein Obama, Sr.” was not his father? Or was he just doing what he does naturally? Lying, knowing that the lamestream media would ignore it?

“Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (Barack Hussein Obama’s father) Born 4/4/36, Died 11/24/82 at the age of 46. He was 5 years old when WW 2 started, and less than 9.5 years old when it ended.” Or maybe he was talking about his grandfather, Stanley Dunham.  In which my reply would be, “and they call Sarah Palin the stupid one.”  I’ve got severe dementia and I never claimed that the U.S.A. had 57 states, nor have I called my father my grandfather.

Pandering ‘Publican Pussies

”]Nobody is harder on the typical Republican politicians who change when they get to D.C.  You know the typical Pub who when elected claims that Washington won’t change him. Then he gets invited to the cocktail circuit. He gets arms around the neck from those who have been there the longest, and they tell him the way things really work in D.C.  You gotta go along to get along. Then he notices that the press fawns over him when he rejects the conservative ideals that got  him elected. And he notices that he gets exponentially more publicity when he strays from the conservative positions, or better yet attacks conservative politicians.  (Plaintiff’s Exhibit No. 1: Sen. John McCain.)

NOTHING pisses me off more than pandering ‘publican pussies! Well, maybe killing puppies or child predation.  Okay, and a few other things, but shut up, I’m on roll.  I think I can count on my one hand instances where Republican politicians withstood the liberal onslaught and refused to change once elected.  (Plaintiff’s Exhibit 2: The late, great Sen. Jesse Helms.)

And because nothing hardly anything pisses me off more, hardly anything warms my heart more than Republican politicians standing up for conservative/the correct political positions.  And when they happen within days of one another, I just want to break out singing old Elvis tunes off-key! See Plaintiff’s Exhibits 3 ( Tim Pawlenty in his own way telling Iowans that ethanol subsidies are the most ignorant fucking idea since Al Gore invented the internet) and 4 (Paul Ryan in his own way telling David Gregory to fuck himself and his asinine questions about Medicare).

Folks, this is UNHEARD OF, at least since The Days When St. Ronald Roamed This Earth! You don’t go to Iowa–site of first primary, unfortunately–and speak truth to power.  In celebration, I give a photo of a damsel most fair, below the line, as some of you pussies actually work for a living and these picts might be considered NSFW by your faggot ass bosses. Viva Rule 5 (sung to the Elvis version of Viva Las Vegas!)  Continue reading

Very Practical Approach to the End of the World (Tomorrow)

Smith is the son of an Anchorage Police Department officer and chaplain. He has a rosary tattooed on his forearm. He was raised for a while in a charismatic Christian church. Now he goes to ChangePoint. Spending eight hours a day in the rapturemobile has given him some time to contemplate end times. Christ will come to Earth eventually, he believes, but probably not in his or his children’s lifetimes.

“If it happens, it happens. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t,” he said. “I believe in things that pan out. I don’t believe it’s gonna happen on the 21st. Heck, I get paid on the 20th.”

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Sometimes GOP elected officials surprise me

I’ll be honest. The nomination of Goodwin Liu flew under my radar. Maybe it is the drugs. Maybe it is the alcohol. Maybe it is the chasing women. But I did not even know the communist bastard was up for a vote.  Usually, I just expect the GOP to cave and act like little pussies. But what a pleasant surprise that they gave those AIDS infested Democrats a little taste of their own medicine.  God, it almost made me proud of the GOP. It almost made me consider becoming a Republican instead of an independent. Almost.

Sow the Wind

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it has no stalk; the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up. (Hosea 8:7)

Feministi who helped ruin Western culture, used to think “women don’t lie” about rape; now that Junior, her “sensitive, caring”40-year-old son is accused of rape by some utter nutter he was screwing, she is experiencing extreme Buyer’s Remorse.

Too late. Own it, bitch.

(Thank you, Instapundit)


The hundred greatest movie insults of all time

I think my personal favorite is from Full Metal Jacket: “I’ll bet you are the kind of guy who would fuck another guy in the ass and not give him the common courtesy of a ‘reach around.'”

Yo, Smash Mouth Readers, don’t miss the best muthafuckin’ laff riot around

Where? iowahawk, THAT’S where.

Don’t mess with 60 year old retired army dudes on their way home to mom on Mothers’ Day


The Beaver

Jodie Foster on her new movie:

I love the double-entendre of the title and its irreverence, and I hope it will attract the kind of people who are attracted to things that are irreverent.”

Ummmm, shouldn’t that be “triple-entendre?”