Hillary: Hu was at the White House dinner last night.
Bill: Who was?
Hillary: Hu.
Bill: You are the one working for the little darky’s administration, why are you asking me?
Hillary: I’m not asking you. Hu was at the White House dinner. We had lobster, steak and $200 bottles of wine. Er, I mean they did. I was off in Bumfuckistan seeing some two bit dictator.
Bill: I didn’t ask what they served there, I asked WHO was there.
Hillary: And I told you who was there! Hu was there.
Bill: Ahhhh [sounds of gurgling and giggling in the background]. Ah, Hill, I gotta call you back. Something has come up.
