Monthly Archives: December 2010

I do rather like the cut of this fleeceme’s jib

Not to be too Iowahawk about it, but I find this old chap quite refreshing.  Is he my brother from another mother? My old yahoo name was liberalslieandarenasty.  My yahoo email is still liberalsarenasty.  I see a connection.

j.d.

Texas gun control…

A Texan cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CC permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?” Continue reading

PUK Award Finalists

must see, from iowntheworld

j.d.

A rejoinder to Bernie Sanders

Obviously the people of Vermont are fucking idiots to have elected a socialist as their Senator. Whoa, am I being to harsh? I think not.  But I am at least open to persuasion. Unlike died in the wool socialists.

How many times do we have to have it demonstrated that socialism does not work before morons finally catch on? California is bankrupt. Illinois and New York are close behind.  Romney-care is a failure, so what are liberals to do? Expand that failure to every state in the nation!

“Tax cuts” that are “allowed to lapse” are tax increases.  You stood in the floor of the Senate for 8 1/2 hours arguing for a tax increase. On every family that earns more than $250,000.  You want the Government to legally steal those persons’ hard-earned money so that you can pass that money out to your cronies. We will remember it in future elections. Continue reading

Sarah Palin is right, Assange should be “hunted like a terrorist”

The recent headline about whether Reagan was a “snitch” and Sarah Palin calling on the Obama Administration to hunt down Julian Assange as terrorist got me to thinking about how far we have come since the days when Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were tried for espionage and executed for passing information about the atomic bomb to the Soviet Union.

The Rosenbergs were executed in 1953–just four years before I was born–but in my lifetime it is astonishing to me how far we as a society have gone down the tubes in this regard.  To understand how we got here, I believe a brief history lesson is in order.  Continue reading

Link Fest 9000(B)

The Camp of the Saints scores big, and I do mean big, with Valory Irene.  And while we’re there, Bob’s Rule 5 News this week is a marvelous work of reportage.

Not a babe-fest, but something all of us parents ought to read:  The Great College Degree Scam. (h/t Instapundit).  On a similar note, Whiskey explains why The Elites are not the Elite.

Cute Chick from some vampire show I will never, ever watch

Via Althouse:  Jim Morrison, the Doors front man who famously lamented The Death of His Cock is pardoned by Florida for allegedly showing his cock at a concert, 39 years after he and his cock drank and drugged themselves to death in Paris.  Charlie “The Loser” Crist and Alex “The Loser” Sink spoke of how Mr.  Morrsion’s great artistry entitled him to a pardon.  Mr. Morrison and his cock were not available for comment.  However, they BOTH later released a statement that they highly approved of this:

Courtesy of Mind Numbed Robot.

Finally–not sure if I’ll be posting anything for awhile.  Going out of the country for a secret mission on behalf of the Secret Reptilian Humanoids Who Actually Run This Earth.  Since my “resignation was accepted” at my old job I had to find a new gig, after all.  Just a couple of briefings and then a “sanction” on some guy, they tell me.  After all, we “sanction” Iran all the freakin’ time and nothing bad happens.  Right?  Also the money is good.  In case it’s several weeks before the next post, I leave you with this:

She’s the Real Thing.

Ah, Angie.  A woman for grown-ups.

NeoVictorian

Hello Friends–Link Fest 9000(A)

Friends link friends, and quite a few friends have linked here lately.  It’s only good manners that we link back:

Yankee Phil linked Limits of Knowledge and Bond Girl vs. Bond Girl (and lots of other people’s even better stuff).

Awhile back, Eye of Polyphemus linked to us linking to him (or something like that) admiring Michele Carey.  There’s a lot to admire!  Like Jamie, I could also not care less about John Lennon.

The Daley Gator also linked the Bond Girls.

Yankee Phil also previously linked First Posts which had one of the finest female behinds ever seen in the history of the Earth (courtesy of John Doe).  If you have an interest in that subject you should check it out…

The Other McCain has linked here several times, and you should immediately hit that link and then hit his freakin’ tip jar so that he can continue to entertain and inform us.  He invented Rule 5, after all.

Since I had a few minutes to spare I searched for “unusual bathing suits” and found this:

They call it “the bandage.”

NeoVictorian

Half Way There…Whew (via Thatmrgguy’s Blog)

Need I say more?

Half Way There...Whew Well, we're at least half way there. As of a couple of days ago, we had sold over 60,000 Frasier Fir Christmas trees. We're at the half way mark now. But it aint downhill yet.   What it looked like a couple of days ago…We were "shittin' bricks". We'd never had that many trees in the warehouse before. Not as many trees as before…but still too many What it looked like yesterday before we got another couple more tractor trailer loads of fre … Read More

via Thatmrgguy's Blog

Heating Up the Slow Season

News–I am being bounced from my current political plum job on Friday  and into “vacation” status, with “unemployed” to follow.   While I will, no doubt, land on my feet, this caused me to reflect on the recent  fates of the Crewe here at SMP.  To wit:

Captain John Doe, Founding Blogger.  Left home, headed for Vegas and a poker career, at last report returned to VA, last post Dec. 2.  Current whereabouts:

UNKNOWN

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thatmrguy (Mike). Christmas tree man and all ’round Great American.  Last post Nov. 24.  Current whereabouts:

HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS WAREHOUSE “SOMEWHERE IN FL”

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Lipton T. Bagg.  Soldier, Patriot, Stand Up Guy.  Last post waaaaay the hell back when.  Current whereabouts:

UNKNOWN, BUT SUSPECTED PRISONER OF OUR LIZARDOID HUMANOID OVERLORDS.  FREE LTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIZARD BASTARDS!

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And so friends, as you can see my little employment hiccup is as nothing compared to the unknown (or highly suspicious) fates of the other Fine Gentlemen who normally grace This Space.  However, as iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.  The world needs this blog, and this blog needs this:

say NO!” to excessive packaging!  Especially on your wimmin.

2011 Miss TSA Calendar!

Now that’s some hot stuff!

Courtesy of The Sniper, who has lots of other material well worth your time.  After you’ve finished ogling this collection.

Love, NeoVictorian