Smash Mouth welcomes our newest blogger, Lefty Lucy

GOD DAMN Sarah Palin. Bitch kills living things and eats them. Sure, I go to McDonalds and Wendys. Sure, I eat the God Damned burgers. But I didn’t kill them. Fucking cows would have been killed anyway, whether I stopped in or not. So STFU about me being a hypocrite, ‘kay?

Fucking George W. Fucking Bush anyway.  MFer said he would close Gitmo, and would bring our troops home from Afghanistan.  Good thing we got that black mofo Barack Obama in the White House for all that Hope and Change, eh?!

God Damn those social conservatives who always push their extreme social agenda down our throats, just to fire up their right-wing nut job base, and to agitate for their extreme right-wing social views!  Good thing we pushed through DADT just before the nutjobs gained control of Congress, eh?!

Coincidence that I am blogging right around Kwanza? I think not. Fuck all y’all “Christians” who celebrate “Christmas.” You bigots. You hypocritical warmongers.  [Rolls eyes and gags at all you traditionalists who promote pagan Christmas trees.] 

God Damn all you nutjobs who think that current local weather conditions have anything to do with global warming! Remember when it is cold in the summertime, or warm in the winter, that has nothing to do with global warming. Unless it is really hot in summer, or really warm in winter. Then it has EVERYTHING to do with global warming. But when it is cold in winter, or cooler than normal in summer, that is just bull shit.  Ignore it. In fact, blame it on anthropogenic global warming. Shut up, bitch–just do it.

Did I mention that I want to give Julian Assange a freebie? I do!  I don’t care if he does wear a condom or not!  I’ll take photos of it and post it on Reddit.com!

Did I mention what a bitch Palin is? And how wonderful Barry Obama is? Just wondering.

Now fuck off. 

Lefty Lucy.

13 responses to “Smash Mouth welcomes our newest blogger, Lefty Lucy

  1. So Lucy, I guess a blow job is out of the question.

    • Hey Mom…
      I luv yer blog and your bloggers…wish I could post…!
      I was once a “Barracks Mommy” to forty Army recruits…is that qualifying…?

  2. you #$&^*g Moonbat! *$^*&& YOU!

  3. Is this a POE? If it is, it is a really bad one. We lefties don’t really think like that.

  4. Due to Poe’s Law, it is almost impossible to tell if a person is a Poe unless they admit to it.
    “The Bible is true because it’s the inerrant word of God! I know because the Bible says so… Glory!

    Is this guy serious? He’s got to be a poe.
    Actually JD, is a Poe. “An artistic person with evident writing skills. Writes short stories and poems unsparingly great. Creative and intelligent person all around.”

  5. Dayam!!! Go out of town for a week or so and the leftist moonbat crazy bitches come out of the woodwork.

    Christmas trees put food on my table and gas in my truck. Plus, they’re good for that “global warming” thingy you liberals are always screaming about. We replant around 300,000 trees a year. Trees take CO2 out of the air and change it to O2. That’s Oxygen to you mentally challenged liberals out there.

    So all you liberal bitches out there can suck the big one!

  6. BTW: Mike…
    Lefty Lucy, is really…
    Lefty[J] Lucy[D]…hehehe…!
    He’s just tryin’ his best to generate some blog traffic…

  7. I dunno Gramps. JD doesn’t have quite the screechiness that most leftist libtards do, present company excluded, of course.😉

  8. All Bee Jays, aside…
    Has anyone but me, been over to Mom’s site…?
    http://www.cafemom.com/
    She really has some hawt mamas, hangin’… over there…
    Trouble is…restricted membership, is that legal…?

  9. Never mind gents…I’ve figured it out…!
    I’m gonna be Granny
    Hehehe…!

  10. Geez…just what we need…a transgender Gramps. I’m thinkin’ that aint gonna work fer yer image there Gramps.

  11. He’s just tryin’ his best to generate some blog traffic…

    If he wants to generate blog traffic, let’s have some more Rule 5 stuff. 🙂

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