Are YOU a homosexual?

How do you KNOW? You might  be. Go here to find out. 

j.d.

p.s.  Gramps, step away from the computer. Do not click on that link! We know what months in the jungle, and exposure to “Agent Orange” did to you. This is gonna get ugly.

14 responses to “Are YOU a homosexual?

  1. The number is three.

    “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

  2. Graphic [5] is the number 49 in Sanskrit…[४९]
    So…I know a dead language from India…
    What else is new…?

    Oh…and BTW, Mom…
    You actually do count to [4] unless you want ’em to throw the “hot potato” back at yah…
    Hehehe…!

  3. Mom…if you “cook” your grenade for [4] seconds you may get a very desireable “air burst”…but get yer head down…!

    See how-to, right here…

  4. Just don’t pull a Max Cleland with the damn thing…

  5. Gramps, you do know that 4 comes before 5, err, well maybe you don’t.

  6. Can yah gimme a “gal”, name…?

  7. Mom…
    I promise…
    I’ll be gentle…!

  8. I’m, waitin’ you sweet, son-of-a- gun…
    Send mail…!

  9. You look like an Ethyl. Or maybe Gertrude.

  10. Gramps, I’m simply concerned that given your age and condition, cooking off a grenade could get (or got) a little dicey. JD, I’m just sayin’ it might not be just the alcohol in Gramps’ case.

  11. Hey, gurls and guyes…
    Olde Gramps here…

    With respect to the alcohol [водкa]…I only imbibe after 1700 bells…
    I still have regular stools…
    I’ve always got my “spell checker” turned on…
    Hey …I donnoe…
    Next question…?

    Hehehe..!

  12. Hey Mom…
    I’ll betcha, you really have “beautiful lips”…
    Come on…
    Grace us with a photo [lovely] or just an avatar……!

  13. Mom was on the East German basketball Olympic team, back when they had to do a chromosome test to make sure they were really women. 6’8″, 300 lbs. during her prime!

    J/K Mom. 😉

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