Does different types of alcohol effect us differently?

Okay, let’s get this up front first. Science says no. 

But I say bullshit.  “Tequila makes her clothes fall off” wasn’t written for no reason.  Wodka obviously makes Gramps a raving lunatic. 

Try this experiment.  Drink five beers.  Then drink five shots of Tequila.  Tell me that they effec tyo uthe same.  Don ottry thi swhi ledriv ing.  Kids thi sinvo lves act ivity tha tis for adu lts only. Donottry thisat home.

NOw, where isthevodka? I cannot conductaproperscientificexperienmentwithout the3 vodaka………………………………………………………………..j.d.