He’s baaaack

No, not Lipton T. Bagg.  (LTB, call home!) Astute readers have noticed the conspicuous absence of John Doe over the past week or so. Well, the Warden has allowed J.D. to type a few words during work release.  Wal-Mart has computers for sale that are hooked up to the internet. At all hours of the day and NIGHT. 

True story from today:  While stopped at a red light, I see a guy with a home-made sign that said “Bye bye Harry Reid.”  Some fifty-ish short woman was standing in front of him, pointing her finger in his face and yelling at him.  So I honked and yelled out “BYE BYE HARRY REID!” 

He lifted the sign above his head and shook it, and smiled.  She got irate, gave me a dirty look, and tried to knock the sign out of his hand. He had it above his head, and she could not reach it. So she tried to knock it out of his hand with a book (“Mein Kampf”?  “Das Kapital?”)  Then I kind of lost sight of them, as there was traffic betwixt me and them. The light turned green, and I saw she was still bothering him, so as I rolled left through the intersection, I yelled out, “Shut up, you stupid bitch!”  She looked at me, while trying to steal his sign, and said “Fuck you!”  Of course, I got in the last word, “Shut the f%#k UP, you dumb c&n#!” The guy was desperately trying to fend off the wild woman as I drove out of sight. He knew that he was completely defenseless against her onslaughts.  I like to think that I gave him a little encouragement as I drove by…

J. D.

14 responses to “He’s baaaack

  1. Great to have you back JD…!
    What the hell were you doing…”out there rousing rabble”…?
    How about givin’ us a clue next time, so we can go on vacation too…

    Posted to the wrong thread earlier…geezers will do that from time to time…

  2. Hang on, let me get this straight: you’re boasting on the internet that you did a drive-by “shut-the-f*ck-up” on some nutty woman, and also called her a “c*nt”.

    Ain’t you the man.

  3. she wasn’t “nutty,” she was a typical liberal who was trying to squelch free speech. And yes, I am proud to have been there to tell her to stfu. The guy with the sign was obviously too much of a gentleman to do it himself.

  4. Obviously.

    You seem to be something of a virtuoso of assumption.

    You a God-fearing man, John?

  5. Oh yes, you are. I’ve just read your About link.

    Odd how often Christians forget that pride is the deadliest of the deadly sins.

  6. Roger buddy, don’t take this wrong, I mean it in the nicest possible way imaginable, but please, PLEASE,

    GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  7. Judging by the photo, I’d put all my money on ole Rog being queer.

  8. It’s your blog. I shall bother you no further.

  9. Now if Regina, there, wasn’t a classic case of a “concern troll”, I dunno what would be.

  10. Roger, you don’t “bother” me. I enjoy all points of view here. I just don’t like somebody telling me how I should or should not behave.

  11. Well then, so as not to risk offending you, I won’t tell you to shove your boot up Rog’s ass.

  12. Mom! I thought you had gone to that great Baby Stroller Park in the Sky!

    Icknay on the ootbay up Rog’s ass. I’m purty sure that the mere suggestion of it is a turn on to him.

  13. Ehh, he strikes me as more of the toilet paper tube and gerbil type.

  14. Mom, you’re too funny.😉

    Mike

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