The coveted title of “Grand Mother of the Year” goes to Ms. Kathleen Folden of Kalispell, Montana. The fifty-six year old woman swings a mean crowbar. Her alleged victim, per Fox News? She is “accused of damaging the the 12-panel lithograph, “The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals.”
“The piece, on display since Sept. 11 at the tax-funded Loveland Museum Gallery in Loveland, Colo., includes several images of Jesus, including one in which he appears to be receiving oral sex from a man as the word “orgasm” appears beside Jesus’ head.”
Bwahaha! About time somebody stood up to those dirty f#&%ing liberals. I’m just sorry that I was not the one. But John! But John! How is this any different from what the dirty stinky Islamofascists do? Well, technically, it might be similar, but no heads were lost (no word yet on whether she knee-capped the “artist” perpetrator of the “art” shit.
But I think we have precedent, sort of, in a weak way, from the Bible. Jesus made a whip and scattered the money changers from The Temple. John 2:15, NIV: “So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.” [No animals or humans were injured during the taping of this show. Prices may vary, see your individual local dealers for their prices. Smash Mouth is in no way responsible for nitwits who may abuse this passage. Act now and receive double the offer. Taxes, tags and postage extra. Some children may be alergic so use caution. Blah blah blah.]
So here’s to you, Mrs. Folden, Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa! Woo, woo, woooo! God bless you please Mrs. Folden, heaven holds a place for those who beat the crap out of Jesus porn! Hee hee heee!