Smash Mouth’s Grandmother of the year award

The coveted title of “Grand Mother of the Year” goes to Ms. Kathleen Folden of Kalispell, Montana.  The fifty-six year old woman swings a mean crowbar.  Her alleged victim, per Fox News?   She is “accused of damaging the the 12-panel lithograph, “The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals.

“The piece, on display since Sept. 11 at the tax-funded Loveland Museum Gallery in Loveland, Colo., includes several images of Jesus, including one in which he appears to be receiving oral sex from a man as the word “orgasm” appears beside Jesus’ head.”

Bwahaha!  About time somebody stood up to those dirty f#&%ing liberals.  I’m just sorry that I was not the one.  But John! But John! How is this any different from what the dirty stinky Islamofascists do?  Well, technically, it might be similar, but no heads were lost (no word yet on whether she knee-capped the “artist” perpetrator of the “art” shit.

But I think we have precedent, sort of, in a weak way, from the Bible.  Jesus made a whip and scattered the money changers from The Temple.  John 2:15, NIV:  “So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.”  [No animals or humans were injured during the taping of this show. Prices may vary, see your individual local dealers for their prices.  Smash Mouth is in no way responsible for nitwits who may abuse this passage.  Act now and receive double the offer.  Taxes, tags and postage extra.  Some children may be alergic so use caution. Blah blah blah.]

So here’s to you, Mrs. Folden, Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa! Woo, woo, woooo!  God bless you please Mrs. Folden, heaven holds a place for those who beat the crap out of Jesus porn! Hee hee heee!  

John Doe

20 responses to “Smash Mouth’s Grandmother of the year award

  1. I’ve waited awhile to comment on this because I wanted to think it over more deeply. Firstly, I think we should eliminate the National Foundation for the Arts and any other FedGov funded art, television, radio etc. This incident, being in a local museum, would not have been under that umbrella, I suppose

    But as much as I am disgusted by the content as described, I have a problem with vandalism that breaks the law. The protests, signs, phone calls and emails against this shit were all legit free speech, but this trash was legally protected from being crow-barred. So I might admire the lady in some way, but I would discourage this as a tactic of protest.

  2. ” We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.
    ~~ Letter to Orion Clemens, 21 February 1868

    Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
    ~~Cullen Hightower

    I salute you, NV…!

  3. but this trash was legally protected from being crow-barred.

    From official action, maybe.&#160 But it’s like the old song (Trace Adkins?) says – the First Amendment protects you from the government, but it doesn’t protect you from me.

    So I might admire the lady in some way, but I would discourage this as a tactic of protest.

    I wouldn’t.&#160 It’s high time the perverts started getting what was coming to them.

  4. “A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword [or crowbar]”

    Your discretion and wisdom is noted…!

  5. Dangit, gotta remember not to use my extra HTML…!!!

  6. Yer html still isn’t “werkin’…!”

  7. It’s advanced HTML, Gramps. JD hasn’t enabled it here – just the basics.

    I have it on my blog for better readability, but it causes most other blogs to upchuck; hence, it’s not enabled in a lot of places.

    Thing is, I crafted my reponse to NV in a text editor that I have ginned up for writing blog posts, and used the extra HTML just out of habit.

    My bad.

  8. ”I wouldn’t.&#160 It’s high time the perverts started getting what was coming to them.

    I donnoe NV…

    I engaged for a considerable period, in, what some might consider, extreme anti-social activity, euphemistically referred to as war… where human beings were killed indescrimately and the properties of their loving families destroyed in a most wanton manner…and referred to, in this most, convenient jargon…

    Get this… as collateral damage…!

    Perhaps in my book a “crow bar” attack on a political display would rank, very low, in the hierarchy of dastardly deeds done onto property…
    No human life was taken…Hooaaah…!

    That’s exceptional, in my sordid notebook…

  9. Gramps…you are the epitome of restraint.😉

  10. Gramps (that was me you were replying to, BTW, not NV), during your time engaging in this very anti-social activity, did you ever have a fellow of, say, equal or lesser rank, continuously poke you in the ribs, shoulder, neck or thereabouts, despite your repeated attempts at protest and/or getting said fellow to cease & desist?

    For the sake of the argument, let’s say you did.

    After a sufficient number of pokings and/or warnings, you might have hauled off and decked the guy. And you’d have been justified, and few would have thought less of you for beating the crap out of said pokester.

    Same thing here. Certain of us have just about had it with being poked, is all.

    • Damn DV… Mon apologies…!
      I’m normally so damn drunk I cain’t tell the difference between NV and DV…

      Dammit to hell and back “DV” [is that correct] I’m one, damn, sorry arse, olde trooper…

      I cain’t promise it won’t happen again…
      I’ll give ‘er my best shot…
      Honest ‘injun”…I am one…

      Hehehe…
      Does that count, or is that my last chance…?

    • “Same thing here. Certain of us have just about had it with being poked, is all.

      Golly DV not NV…did I, get yer handle right…?

      Was that a threat, or promise…?

      I’m gonin’ take it as a challenge…the “Acehat” couldn’t rise to the same level…are you gonna suggest to JD, that he does the same…?

      Personally I don’t think I’m a total arsehole… just a little burr under the blanket, son…as my Daddy used to say…

      Huh…?

  11. Don’t screw with me tmg…

    Truth and honesty is the core of the “Soldier’s Code” despite what some of the commissioned General Officer’s have said and done in Iraq and Afghanistan lately, for political purposes…to cover their sorry, boney arses…

    They’re sorry politicians…not soldier’s, soldier’s…
    Effem’…the whole, sorry lot…!

    • Hold up there Pard’. I’ve never questioned your veracity, not once,no sir! I wuz jus’ complimenting you on your “laid back” coolness Dude.😉

      Being a Vet myself, I know all about the Airman’s Code.

      Mike

  12. First there was the early on that, Jessica Lynch bullshit…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Lynch

    Truth and honesty is the core of the “Soldier’s Code” despite what some of the commissioned General Officer’s have said and done in Iraq and Afghanistan [eg: Pat Tillman] lately…to cover their sorry, boney arses…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Tillman

    The sorry effen’ general’s are liars and have broken their officer’s code…and don’t deserve to lead any trooper under his command to any, God damn, …slit trench to take a projectile, damn shit…!

    But that’s just me, General[s], Sir…!
    Patrol leader…!

    They’re sorry politicians…not soldier’s, soldier’s…
    Effem’…the sorry lot…!

  13. Just a little insight here, folks…

    In mortal, military, combat no soldier ever, speaks a lie…

    That’s the “Soldier’s Code”, they teach it at West Point and I’m sure at other facilities…

    If he does…perhaps, some troopers will or many others, will die…

    Deceit and deception in “time-of-war” is a brief, for revocation of commission and harsh penalty…

    Go fer that sorry ‘effen, General, who both instigated and covered the “Tillman Brief”…

    You Sir are an one .special, arsehole…Olde SF Sergeant sends, all the very best…
    May I never have opportunity to serve in your command…!

  14. OK…OK…

    I may be just a bit over wrought…?
    I just watched “The Last Summari”…
    On HBO…

    An honest warrior, not a sorry military, general, political pawn, “yes man”…

    Sorry, ‘effin; generals, take note…!
    HOOOAAH…!

    Olde Sergeant sends…

  15. I’m gonin’ take it as a challenge…the “Acehat” couldn’t rise to the same level…are you gonna suggest to JD, that he does the same…?

    Now here I mentioned neither you nor JD, isn’t that right? Yet you want to take up the offense for that pansy-assed Mr. Shark. Tsk, tsk.

    Fact is that certain of us have practiced extreme restraint against jackwagons like Mr. Shark in Colorado, in that he’s still breathing. The bastard should’ve gotten his head handed to him a long time ago. And now one of these so-called “artistes”, Chagoya, is whining because he t’inks his fwee speech wights have been taken away fwom him.

    Awww. Po’ widdle baby.

    Again, the First Amendment protects your speech & mine from the government. It does not protect said speech from other Americans.

    OTOH, I’m willing to bet that Shark, Chagoya, et. al, would probably think twice about posting the same lithographs with Mohammed as the subject, now wouldn’t they?

    • Gosh DV…do I… have the initials right…?

      Let’s call ‘er a draw…and come back tomorrow, sober…?

      I don’t know if yer a sailor…but I like the “cut of yer jib”
      The jerkbah sends, all the very best…
      “I like trimarines…”

  16. I don’t know if yer a sailor…but I like the “cut of yer jib”…

    Thanks. I think.

    I did, in fact, try to get into the Navy 20 years ago or so. They said “thanks, but no thanks” – seems my feet were flat & my gut curvy, rather than the other way around. (sigh)

    Shame. Would have loved to have gotten posted to a nuke sub or carrier or somesuch.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s