Barack Hussein Muffley

During an interview with Woodward in July, the president said, “We can absorb a terrorist attack. We’ll do everything we can to prevent it, but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever . . . we absorbed it and we are stronger.”

General “Buck” Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
President Merkin Muffley: You’re talking about mass murder, General, not war!
General “Buck” Turgidson: Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

NeoVictorian

3 responses to “Barack Hussein Muffley

  1. >>the president said, “We can absorb a terrorist attack. <<

    Who's this "WE" he's talking about? Has he got a mouse in his pocket?

    Mike

  2. Pingback: Great Minds Think Alike–A Limbaugh/SMP Synchronicity | Smash Mouth Politics

  3. I’d not mind as much if it was a nuke of D.C. that we had to “absorb”…

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