So Uncle Lowell (a guest blogger here in the past, and here, but here is his Democrap cheerleading site of choice) is organizing a car pool to the Jon Stewart rally and I have taken it upon myself to try to help with the signs that he and his fellow progressive a**holes should display at the rally!
Here are some I’ve already come up with: surely the learned crowd here at Smash Mouth can come up with some even better ones. As usual, Gramps is the final arbiter of which are the best!
“YES! Bankrupt us Komrade Obama!” “A**Holes for Alinsky!” “Tear the border down! Let EVERYBODY in!” “$2,000,000 stimulus money per job ain’t bad—keep spending our grandchildrens’ money like drunken pirates!” “The most transparent Administration evuh my arse!” How am I doin Lowell?
“It’s raaaaacist to oppose bad policy put forth by a black President!” “Honk if you are paying my mortgage!” “If you see Obama on the golf course, tell the moron I said ‘Helloooo!'” “The country ain’t bankrupt yet, so keep spending until it is!” [picture of Obama as Urkel looking at unemployment chart:] “Did I do that?”
“9.6 % unemployment: Good Job Baracky!” “Iran has nukes! Great Job Obammy!” “42% Approval rating! You’re doin it wrong!” “Raising taxes in a recession! What could go wrong?” “Dems getting thrown out of office left and right: What do the voters know that we ‘SANE’ people don’t?”
“ONLY 1.6 Trillion deficit last year? Cloward Piven says make it MORE!”
“Bankrupt America? YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!! Bankrupt California?? YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!” “How dare Chris Christie lower taxes, that scumbag!” “Amerikans United For More Tax…es and Bigger Government!” “We want to be just like Greece!” “Raise taxes, not our standard of living!” “Anything free enterprise can do, Big Government can do better!”