I am representing the Chairman of the Democratic Party of Nigeria, who has $30,000,000.00 of stimulus money that he needs to transfer back to the United States. Due to political instability in his country, he is unable to bring that sum into this country by himself. He is therefore willing to give you 20% (and possibly more) of the sum total, if you are willing to assist him.
Please do not reveal the terms of this message to anyone since the secret service in his country, who works closely with the CIA, monitors for any such revelations.
If you are interested in assisting my friend, please contact me directly via my e-mail, or simply e-mail to me your banking account numbers, PIN numbers, etc.
Your good friend,
Eleanor Holmes Norton
[Shamelessly stolen from a commenter on Hot Air, but only to get it read by even more people]