Daily Archives: September 9, 2010

This gets me aroused

Jim Swartz,  coach of the Super Bowl winning Detroit Lions (2012) famously said that what gets him aroused is watching highlight films of Jahvid Best.  Me too, Jim. [background in Best highlights nsfw]

“Some people watch adult videos on their computer. I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me aroused.”

But this gets me aroused even more (slightly, with apologies to rookie of the year Jahvid):

“I feel a breeze, whew, it’s in my knees, whew, it’s in the trees, whew, it’s in the air, whew, it’s in my hair, whew, it’s EVERYWHERE…”

h/t Hot Air

John Doe

Michele Carey (with apolgies to John Doe)

My friend Jamie of the excellent Eye of Polyphemus has been reviewing all the episodes of the classic television show Wild, Wild West.

Today’s review featured Michele Carey, who appeared on the show a couple of times and who’s career apparently peaked a few years later.  Alas, because as Jamie says “The smokey voiced beauty is quite alluring.”  I know John Doe has reservations about pics of women who are now old enough to be our grandmas, but just for a moment let’s imagine we’re back in 1969, 12-year-old boys watching Jim and Artie and the lady as she was then:

Or maybe this:

Or, possibly:


Deal Struck…Burn a Koran Day Canceled

Pastor Terry Jones, who made the news recently with his ” Burn the Koran Day”, has struck a deal with a Florida Imam to cancel the event. Read more here>

It seems as if the Florida Imam and Pastor Jones have got together on a deal to cancel the now infamous “book burning” scheduled for September 11. There are conflicting stories out there that a deal was made to possibly move the Mosque in NYC. Both the Fla Imam, Imam Muhammad Musri, and Imam Fiesal Abdul Rauf have said no deal was made, but Pastor Jones is under the impression that some sort of a deal has been reached.

Cross posted from thatmrgguy

Koran-Burning redux

Okay, the pastor in charge is a kook with a tiny flock.  Yet the media is fixated on him as though he is representative of all Christians.  All good Christians are expected to denounce his actions.  Politicians and right-wing radio announcers have to or be skewered as kooks.  But notice you don’t see them denouncing the Muslims for their reactions world-wide?  No denunciations for the Muslim threats to kill Americans because some other Americans burned their precious pedophile promoting pap?

These people sub-humans, these Muslims, are fucking nuts. Hey, I could at least understand the logic of attacking the person who burned what you mistakenly thought to be a holy book. But kill others who just happened to be members of the same country? Makes perfect sense only to sub-human animals.

I’m almost to the point of hoping the kook does not back down.  Let him smoke out these sub-humans, where ever they are.  Sometimes to have to stick a burning rag into a hornets nest if you want to kill ’em.  You can’t co-exist with animals like this.  They are like rabid pit bulls–the least little thing might set them off. Find all those bastards.  Religious tolerance my ass.  Those who would do such a thing are the enemy of us all. Put them down. 

Because you know if this kook pastor does not actually go through with it, somebody else will.  America is filled with kooks and attention whores who will do almost anything. Then you and I are going to be held responsible for their actions, like it or not. 

If I’m going to be held responsible by these sub-humans for what other kooky Americans may or may not do, then by God, I want to go on the offensive.  I don’t want to sit around worrying that some goat herder in Bumfuckistan is going to be trying to kill me or other Americans.  That kook down in Florida is not the enemy. He’s a gnat on the ass of an elephant.  The Muslim scum who want to kill Americans because what he may or may not do are our enemies. 

Any Muslim who disagrees with my logic is also the enemy.  Can I get a show of hands from all you Muslims out there?  I like to know who my enemy is ahead of time. 

XXOOXX to all you “moderate” Muslims out there.  😉

John Doe

UPDATE:  He he. Pretty bad when kooky koran burner to be is made to look bad by Muslim Imam.  Perhaps we have found one of those moderate Islamists? But I still maintain that we may never know for sure until a Koran or two gets burned.  

From Yahoo News: “Jones met privately in the church Wednesday with the president of the Islamic Society of Central Florida, Imam Muhammad Musri, who afterward described their discussion as cordial and polite. At an interfaith news conference Tuesday in Washington, religious leaders said some have tried unsuccessfully behind the scenes to reach out to Jones and stop him.”

“I’m hoping and praying they’ll change his mind and express his views in a different fashion that is more appropriate,” Musri said. “I believe our hearts are in the hands of God, and God can change his heart.”