Coulda shoulda woulda…

In an alternate universe, if Obama was not such a puppet and if his advisers had more brains, if Nancy Pelosi wasn’t so drunk on the blood of virgins, and Harry Reid wasn’t such a numskull, the upcoming elections could have been a disaster for Republicans and a outside-looking in experience for conservatives. How, you ask? John Doe will tell you. 

Do NOT fall for Hillary’s act

You know when Hillary starts to appear as a centrist compared to Obama that you need to make sure your wallet is safe and watch your back.  She is cut from the same ideological cloth as  him.  They could be identical twins if she had a fro and he gained 10 20 50 lbs.  

“John,” you say, “come on, she’s such a hawk.  All the generals love her.  She’s tough on, um, something or other, compared to Obama.”

  Nope. Ask yourself, would she have appointed the twin idiots to the Supreme Court? Yup. In a heartbeat. Would she have opposed the Porkulus spending, or Hillary ObamaCare or cap and tax?  If you say yes, if you even think yes, I’m going to have to track you down and bitch-slap you. I’ll make you look at naked pictures of Gramps as penance. The answer is no, NO, 100x NOOOOO.  There isn’t a nickles worth of difference between them.

The rats are gonna start deserting the sinking ship. Hillary’s band of long knives will come out and turn on The Obamster.  She’s gonna start positioning herself to run to his right.  Traditionally, that is the surest way to lose the Democrat nomination.  But maybe she figures she has nothing to lose, being an old hag and all.  Maybe she figures the sane, adult Democrats will revolt and actually turn out to vote during the primaries.  Maybe she figures that the idiots who vote in the Democrat primaries will realize that America will never elect another avowed leftist.   Or maybe she’s got a Vince Foster/Ron Brown Surprise planned just being prepared in case Obama decides to not seek a second term.   Whatever.  Do not trust the bitch.

J.D.

Sunday Funnies

 From The Pirates Cove

Via Theo Spark

A Vote For ANY Democrat is a Vote For Pelosi and Reid

There are no moderate Democrats in the U.S. House or Senate.  Children, stop reading this for a moment.  There is no Easter Bunny, and Santa does not live at the North pole, either.   Note the lengths to which even an ultra liberal will go to disguise his leftism.  

David Broders wrote that Democrat Pete Sestak in Pennsylvania, running to fill Arlen Specters’ seat, “tried to get TV stations to remove an ad claiming he was ‘100 percent’ in agreement with Speaker Nancy Pelosi, citing studies showing that they actually have voted the same 97 percent of the time.” 

Two lessons from the above quote.  Liberals know America hates them, outside of say San Francisco/Berkeley, Harlem (oh hell, the entire city of New Yawk), any inner city, etc.  By the way, ever notice how the most liberal areas are also often the biggest hell holes? You ever been to the slums in Miami?  Or to Detroit? Or certain areas of Richmond, Virginia? The most “liberal” areas, run by liberals, for liberals, are often slums.

And so liberals try to hide how liberal they are.  So when you hear Democrats trying to convince voters that they are “moderate” or “blue dog Democrats” or whatever, do not believe them. Once elected, they will do what Nancy or Harry tells them to do. Oh, they will be allowed to dissent on certain votes, when the issue is not in doubt. But by God if the vote is close, if their vote is crucial, they will vote for the Democrat bill, period, end of discussion.  Do not vote Democrat unless you agree with Pelosi and Reid’s agenda.

J.D.