What makes a liberal?

12.50 cc Boy

New research has shown that there is a reason why some men become “liberal.” No, it’s not the fact that they have a distant father and a domineering mother.  No, it’s not the fact that they have a pretty low I.Q. and they have an overwhelming urge to fit in with the uber-liberals.  No, it’s not just that they love their Humanities professor and his turtle-neck sweater and corduroys.  It’s also this.  (And in Gramps’ case, aka “12.50 cc moped boy’s case”, it IS the turtle-neck sweater and the corduroys).

John Doe

4 responses to “What makes a liberal?

  1. It could be ’cause they’re obese… or it could be from TSP disease. ( Too Short Penis disease)

  2. Danger’ gents…but I have to sit on mine, so as it doesn’t whip my “six pack” black and blue, when I’m crusin’ wilde and free at eighty three…

    How about yer, ownselves…
    It really is a 1250cc, Jdeee!

  3. ”… No, it’s not just that they love their Humanities professor and his turtle-neck sweater and corduroys.

    JD… I’ve cast aside all the trappings of academia, the clothing, the presumptuousness, you see me in the bare trappings of only a human being, my naked skin…is that’s really honest…

    Your thoughts…?

  4. Sheesh, Gramps, doncha know I’m teasing? If that picture is really you, which I believe it is, then I can see that ain’t no moped.

    But I still don’t have a clue why you are such a knee jerk liberal. Perhaps you are stuck in the 60s, when liberalism was supposedly “cool” and you have just not thought about it since. I can see you being ticked off at the likes of Nixon and all the establishment types who supported the war. “Stick it to the Man! etc.” But remember LBJ got us into the war.

    I was a democrat, or at least I fancied myself as a democrat, when I was a kid. But I grew out of it. Look who are the democrats now: they HATE America. They loathe our military. They want to outlaw guns. They think that decent Americans are racists, bigots, and hypocrites. They think that America owes the rest of the world for all the terrible things she has done since our inception. They want to turn us into a socialist state.

    Look around you. Take a HARD look at other liberals. Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean, Harry Reid, that little Nancy Boy Barack. You really want to be identified with them? I think you just are stuck in the 60s and have not thought about it since. Your party has changed. Only fucking morons and those who have not thought about it in 40 years are still liberals. Since you obviously ain’t a moron, that’s the best conclusion that I can think of for you. If not moron or unthinking, what is your excuse?

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