You can win big prizes HERE! Act NOW!!
We all know that the Democrat Party is in trouble. Their ship is taking on water at an alarming rate. Rats are deserting the party faster than Tiger’s sponsors dropped him. You know it is coming, I know it is coming: an “October Surprise!” As night follows day, as April showers bring May flowers, and as corruption follows political power, the Dems are going to spring at least one dirty trick to try to retain power.
Some lame examples to get the creative juices flowing. The Dems need our help!
$$$$$$ Leak a porn video of Sarah Palin and John McCain in flagrante delicto.
$ Produce anonymous sources to claim that Marco Rubio wants to marry his gay lover! No, non-issue. How about that Marco Rubio wants to raise your taxes!
$ Photoshop KKK members into the crowd of the Glen Beck rally. [No, wait, I think that ones been tried already.]
$$$ Have the president lob a cruise missile into an aspirin factory. [No, wait, ditto…]
$ Increase the terrorism threat to Code Red. [Okay, so I am not very original.]
$$$$ Claim to have caught the illusive Osama bin Laden (Ed Driscoll’s/Jim Geraghty’s idea). Better yet, claim to have caught the imposter who was only a Hollywood actor that was paid by Bush-Cheney to pretend to be a national terrorist [I think Fidel Castro gets credit for this idea].
$$$$$ Have the president invoke his new power to take over and shut down the entire internet for the entire month leading up to the election!
$$$$$$$$ Drop the 101st airborne into Maricopa County and arrest Sheriff Joe.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Issue a presidential decree that homosexual marriage is completely legal in the entire United States and territories, and that all illegal immigrants are not only legal but entitled to three votes each in the November elections.
You get the picture. Gramps will judge which of your brilliant ideas to pass along to the powers that be within the Democrap party. Winner will ultimately judged by which of our suggestions actually get acted upon by one or more of the desperate vermin now infesting the soon to be ex-majority party in the U.S. House and Senate. Prizes will include a ride on Gramp’s moped, an autographed picture of Lipton T. Bagg, one of Mike’s wooden creations, and/or a night on the town buying drinks for John Doe.
Act now, the deadline is any time between now and the November elections.