A sample of many from Reddit (mostly a bunch of imature libtards). J.D.
Q: Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
A: Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
Q: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?
A: So you can see the look on its face.
Q: How do you get said baby out of the blender?
A: Tortilla chips
Why don’t you ever see black people going on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.
Why do blacks hate tylenol?
They’re white, they work, and you have to pick cotton to get to them.
Why don’t Italians like Jehova’s witnesses?
Italians don’t like any witnesses.
When I take over the world I will kill all of the Jews and a Clown.
(they ask, “Why a clown?”)
See, no one care about the Jews.
Knock Knock (who’s there?) The two dead babies I just threw at your door.
What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
OJ walked and Christopher Reeves got the electric chair.
What do you call An Ethiopian family portrait?
What’s the difference between a baby and an bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.