Rule 5 Sunday baby. I’m just sick over Paris getting caught holding MY cocaine. I admit it. Let her go, and come get me. Paris, you can thank me later, in PRIVATE.
I’ve looked into this issue from various angles.
I’ve looked at it from the front…
And I’ve looked at it from the back!
And it is my FIRM conclusion that…
Paris Hilton should not be sent to jail.
Instead, she should be sent out here to Virginia for some “Community Service.” Getting out of the left coast has to be good for what ails ya.
Think of all the guys who are going to dress up like women and break the law now in order to get put in a cell with her.
Decriminalize recreational drug use NOW! Not just because of Paris getting caught. Just because it is the right thing to do.