Why is Halle Berry violating my human rights?

Hmmm perhaps I ought to retain an attorney and start suing some women that I, well, you know, struck out with.

A ‘man of 21 with learning disabilities has been granted taxpayers’ money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute.

His social worker says sex is a ‘human right’ for the unnamed individual – described as a frustrated virgin.

His trip to a brothel in the Dutch capital’s red light district next month is being funded through a £520million scheme introduced by the last government to empower those with disabilities. 

They are given a personal budget and can choose what services this is spent on.

The man’s social worker, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said his client was an ‘angry, frustrated and anxious young man’ who had a need for sex.

That sounds like a description of every teenage boy in the world to me. But, really now, how far is the Left going to take this “everything is a human right” nonsense. I mean, sure, this story is funny, because of the absurdity of it. But, being absurd is what the Left does best, and their absurdity has been costing all of us for decades now.

Where will it end? A human right to eat out every night? A human right to go to the movies? A human right to Playstations? You see, once we start granting “human right” status to things people WANT, there is no end.

by Doug Hagin

I guess this means that Halle Berry has been violating my human rights doesn’t it? And OH yes, I demand my human right to have her bring the cat suit AND the whip!

Cross posted at The DaleyGator

4 responses to “Why is Halle Berry violating my human rights?

  1. I know I’m and old fogey now but I’d rather be tied up by Julie Newmar .

  2. Me too NV. She was Hawt!!!

  3. As your official representative of “The Left” assigned to your blog, let me clarify some things. We have internal disagreements. The central committee of The Left faction I represent, chaired by yours truly has come to the following position. The human right to sex can be handled by ummm, how should we say, not involving another person….I believe the term is masturbation. Now you are certainly free to obtain as many Halle Berry images as are available, and have at it with yourself. Enjoy your human rights!

  4. What?!! A sensible notion was typed by Sheldon’s keyboard? I demand a recount! I think somebody else is impersonating Sheldon. Sheldon usually swallows the most extreme leftist new fad hook line and sinker.

    Or at least it appears to be so from my perspective on the sensible right.

    Hey, if we have to have a Leftist Official Representative (troll) we could do a lot worse. 😉

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