News you can use, especially you Gramps. Okay, especially me too. Alcohol causes you to have a diminished capacity to distinguish asymmetry in faces, an important feature in distinguishing the beauty from the beast.
Personally, I think all this is bunk. Beer don’t make us miss that she has an extra ___ number of pounds on her, or that she is under age or cause us to miss the wedding ring on her hand. Beer makes you horny. You lower your standards when you are horny. The more horny you are, the lower your standards are. Sheesh. I shoulda been a scientist!
Annnnnd, as someone who has an asymmetrical face, I resent this study in the first place. So I’m going to play poker, drink, and hopefully crush the opposition.