Monthly Archives: July 2010

Why we drink beer?

Er, why OTHER guys drink beer Continue reading

It takes a kitteh

to axe the obvious quextion… Continue reading

Novel, Chapters 10-12

Chapter Ten: “It’s a long way to Richmond

After stopping to put on my boots, I hauled ass out of that general vicinity.  I knew roughly how to get back to Route 250.  I circled around, steering clear of the cabin and my ex-landlord, and made it out there just before sunset.  On the way to the road, I took stock. I had lost all my gear. I had less than twenty bucks in my pocket.  Fall was setting in the mountains, and I had a summer shirt and a wool blanket to keep warm. Oh, and no food and now no canteen.  I said to hell with it, I was going to try to go back to Richmond.

 I got on the south side of Route 250 and stuck out my thumb at the first vehicle to come along. I was just at the top of a hill, with pretty steep grades going both ways.  A fuel oil truck came struggling along from the west and stopped and I hopped in. 

 “Where you headed?”

 “Richmond.” Continue reading

Why won’t Obama travel to Arizona?

Finally!

Periodic Table of Swearing… Continue reading

Top Ten Racist Incidents of the Week

From Pajama’s media is my “must read” article of the day.  Remember kiddies, there are five A in raaaaacist!

On the topic of racism, imagine if conservatives were responsible for the deaths of tens millions of black babies.  You could not invent a more sinister plot than a bunch of conservative business men and politicians sitting in a back room smoking cigars and drinking single malt Scotch whisky.  One comes up with the diabolical plan: 

“How can we eliminate as many blacks from our society as is legally possible?  We can’t ship them all back to Africa.  Lynching is becoming too difficult to avoid punishment!”

Another speaks up:   “I know!  Let’s encourage them to have abortions!  Let’s open free clinics in poor neighborhoods.  We’ll even make the tax payers pay for the tab!  It will be worth it to keep all those icky black babies from being born and growing up to be n!gg%rz.”

” What shall we name our new plan?”

” How about something benign such as Planned Parenthood?”   

“Excellent idea, Thurston!  Bartender, poor my friend another Glenfiddich! Put it on Daddy’s tab.”

“Why thank you, Trip.” Continue reading

“Why not Jeb Bush?”

Before I read the article I almost screamed, “Because he’s a fucking Bush!”  Thankfully, my lovely and sweet daughter is home, so I refrained from cursing.  Sort of. 

Then I read the article and the guy made sense.  It is G.W. who is hated by a large percentage of the country.  The country still respects Father Bush.  Jeb was very popular in Florida when he was Governor. It probably is not fair to distrust a man just because of how his father and brother did when they were elected President.

I despise anything similar to a dynasty but the fact is if it is fine for the Clintons and Kennedys to have political dynastys, it is fine for the right to do so as well.   I just want to win in 2012, and right now I don’t see anybody who is jockeying for position who is better than Jeb.

Sorry to sound like a little girl, but the article did change my way of thinking.  Probably written by somebody with Bush connections who is practicing mind-control over me.  Somebody help me. Am I falling for the Bush Texas Two Step again? 

John Doe

Not the black bitch’s man!

We here at Smash Mouth are firmly devoted to not being the black bitch’s men.  This is Official Company Policy.  We don’t cotton to bitchs of any color, race, creed or ethnicity.  So that bitch who claims she is “NOT the white man’s bitch” can’t be talking about us.  That is all.  Mebbe she’s talkin about Gramps?

J.D.

Two girls and boobs

mildly nsfw

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sECULAR sTUPIDEST – David Bugnon- #Kagan #Obama #liberty #visual art

Best damn picture of this “woman” I’ve seen.

sECULAR sTUPIDEST – David Bugnon- #Kagan #Obama #liberty #visual art.

Thatmrgguy