To help her tennis. I say screw tennis! This terrible trend must be nipped in the bud, cut off at the pass, and stripped of any legitimacy! Oh, sure, they are her boobs, she can do with them what she wants. In fact, she already did. But we here at Smash Mouth do not want her to set a trend that other naturally endowed women might follow. Period!
So, could John Doe turn this into a Rule 5 opportunity? What do you think?