Volatile mixture: Agent Orange, liberalism and Wodka

One hole in the head?  A ticket home.

One “Old Glory” do-rag to cover said hole?  $7.98.

Gramps blogging while under the influence?  PRICELESS!

[written by John Doe, somewhere near the end of  Happy Hour…]

Behead those who insult aLLAH!

Any questions?