BREAKING NEWS: Third US NAVY SEAL FOUND NOT GUILTY!

Virginia military jury found a Navy SEAL not guilty on charges of punching a suspected Iraqi terrorist.

Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), was facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.

Two words:  Thank God.

-LTB

2 responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Third US NAVY SEAL FOUND NOT GUILTY!

  1. I’m trying to imagine a Virgineeyah miltary jury that could have found him guilty. The deliberation would go something like this: “Hmmmmm. Should I throw my career out the window and let this camel f’n rag head “win” by convicting this hero, or should I vote to acquit? Hmmmm. Tough question…”

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.

    Tough question. Even some OLD DUDE who wears freaky glasses and an American flag to cover the hole in his head should be able to figure this out through his Russian Wodka induced haze (luv ya Gramps).

  2. Lipton T. Bagg

    Good thing he was not being tried in Moron Hill, CA. He’d have been guilty cuz he had a flag on his uniform.

    I’m over it now. Carry on…

    -LTB

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