Daily Archives: May 3, 2010

White Women’s Workout

I love this. I want one for the white women in my life. 

by John Doe

National Offend a Feminist Week morphs into Rule 5 post

Frankly, this sounds like something that Robert Stacy McCain would make up just to jerk chains.  But I still support it!  I love opposing feminists, and pi$$ing them off.  

 

I am old enough to remember life before feminism become popular.   I was not alive in 1952, but I strongly suspect that the above ad was a joke.  I know my grandfather would never consider spanking my grandmother.  She cooked, cleaned, and ruled the roost, while he worked all day.  I can almost hear them both chuckling as they read the add.  He’d be thinking, “not a chance,”  and she’d be thinking “just try it.”  Back then people had a sense of humour.  You could tell Polak jokes and drunk Irish jokes and Wop jokes and jokes about women without having your career jeopardized.  

Hmmmm.  Could I somehow turn this into a Rule 5 post to get some PG-13 rated photos to pi$$ of the feminists?  I can try… 

vacuum, and look hot while doing it

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A Primer On Illegal Immigration

JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”.
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.

Ready? Now pay attention…

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.
Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.
Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, “We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance!” and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you get it, now?

If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens…
You are part of the problem!

-LTB

(Bago O Tea de Lipton)

Army’s Caleb Campbell a Lion

Caleb Campbell played football for Army and was drafted in the 7th round by Detroit in the 2008 draft.  But Army insisted that he could not get out of his military obligations and refused to allow him to play football.  The military is apparently considering working with him and the Lions in order that he can try out for the team this year.  Apparently, the military is weighing different options, such as allowing him to join the Michigan National Guard, post-pone his service until after his football career but serve longer, and/or repaying the country for his free education. 

Admittedly, I’m biased, being a Lions fan, but I think the military should let him play.  It is good publicity.  It would encourage other football prospects to consider West Point.  I hate it that Army and Navy and Air Force are not power houses as they were back in the mid 40s.  It’s not like the government can’t afford to work with them.  Imagine Caleb during the off-season calling some kid to recruit him  to play football, or to simply join the Army.  Now that would make an impact on most young men. 

What do all y’all think?

By John Doe