Malkin for President

Hear me out.  She’s beautiful, articulate, and incredibly  smart.  She’s fearless, and she fights.  She is absolutely spot on every issue upon which I have ever heard or read her views.  She does not have the personal baggage of a Rush Limbaugh.  She has a “non-stop motor” (a little NFL lingo). 

"Is this heaven?" "It's Malkin."

As a public speaker, she makes Obama look like the juvenile teleprompter-breath that he is.  Her grasp of the issues makes Sarah Palin look like the back-woods hick that she is.  Stupid liberals despise her.  Wise men adore her.   The chauvinist pig in me wishes she was all this perfect package in a man’s body.  Alas, eventually this country will elect a female president. It might as well be a beautiful, intelligent, articulate, wonderful conservative chick who is first, instead of some ugly ass shrill ultra-liberal wench.

Michelle won’t run you say? Okay.  How about Liz Cheney?

By John Doe

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