370H-SSV-0773H

After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 370H-SSV-0773H
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House..
They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message….
Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office.
They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer. A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.
All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code. After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
George Bush chuckled and replied: ‘Bud …. you’re holding it upside down!’ 

8 responses to “370H-SSV-0773H

  1. Come on John…fess up…that’s not a “Doe” original?

    Yeh got that off the intertubes….!

    Yah can’t kid a kidder….!
    BTW: “Attribution is good for the moral soul.”

  2. Oh damn…

    Since I didn’t attend either Harvard or Yale and I’m not sure that I ever graduated from any significant institution; I’m just a thinkin’…!

    What would I do… If I forgot the brother’s handshake…?

    What would I do… If I didn’t remember the secret words of the high potentate…?

    You wrote it…I got it in my brother’s crib notes…One for all and all for one!

    Thanks JD, yer a genius…there are only a very select few… who, in total darkness; may place their left hand on the skullcap of Geronimo.

    Eureka…!

  3. Gramps, yeah, I made that up. And I have some ocean front property to sell you in Kentucky. It is so old I don’t even know where I found it…

  4. John wrote…” If I were you, I’d take a look around at the people who infest those peacenik rallies.

    Dear John,

    Your fine tea baggers have had yer rapacious ways with our dear, sons and daughters of the olde sod; up until now…

    On April 15th you shall not go unchallenged!
    We have infiltrated yer ranks, we have won some confidences and we will make our presence known…

    There are those amongst yeh who are adverse and diverse of your dark deeds…
    Keep a sharp eye and ear my…Dear John….!

    http://www.anarkismo.net/article/16210

    Gramps sends all the very, very best…!

  5. And I thought Anarchists were “anti-establishment/ anti-government”.

    Looks like a bunch of “commie pinko Fags to me.

  6. MrG wrote…”And I thought Anarchists were “anti-establishment/ anti-government”.

    MrG…did yeh bother to read the “comments”…?

    http://www.anarkismo.net/article/16210
    Gramps, sends…

  7. I read the damn comments Gramps. I’m just saying…

    From Merriams Dictionary;

    1 : a person who rebels against any authority, established order, or ruling power 2 : a person who believes in, advocates, or promotes anarchism or anarchy; …

    Seems like this group is giving a bad name to Anarchists every where.

  8. Maybe Gramps took some shrapnel to the frontal lobe of his brain, thereby affecting his ability to use logic…

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