Hutaree website: News you can use

Assault rifle: Don't enter "The Tribulation" without one

For instance, how to make a slow sand water filter, and how to survive during the “bug out” period (evidently the time from when the “shit hits the fan” and the time you can hook up with your paramilitary buddies).  Yick, though, I didn’t like the idea to paint the inside of the water tanks.  What kind of paint would you want used to contain your drinking water?  I’d go with the plastic barrels.  

p.s. anybody else note the use of the term “weapons of mass destruction” in the charges against them, and throughout the media?  I guess WMD have a different meaning when you are talking about American militia as opposed to terrorists in Iraq.

UPDATE: Hey, those Hutarees have a sense of humor! 

The beast’s number (humor)

0.666 – Number of the Millibeast
/666 – Beast Common Denominator
670 – Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 – Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 – Number of the Pentium Beast
666 x sq. rt (-1) – Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 – Binary of the Beast
1-666 – Area code of the Beast
00666 – Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. (Must be over 18)
$665.95 – Retail price of the Beast
$710.36 – Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax
$769.95 – Price of Beast with all accessories & replacement soul
$606.66 – Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart
$566.66 – Price of the Beast at Costco
Phillips 666 – Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 – Way of the Beast
666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k – Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg – Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast
6.66 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)
6-6-6.xls – Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 – Word Processor of the Beast
666i – BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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