[Barry] I haz to pee. Bad. Air Force One toilet said “For Whites Only.”
[Barry] Nice shoes. Can I shinez?
[Barry] Are you Saudi royalty? Or communist dictator? Better safe den sorry!
[Barry] Harry sez I be a light-skinned black. You be a dark-skinned honky?
[Dude in the uniform] Who farted?
[Mayor of Tampa] Dude, yer crushing my hand.
[Charlie Crist] Can I come out of closet now?