Why do people hate you?

Mr. Rahm told me to ask  you "Why do people hate you?"

Mr. Rahm told me to ask you "Why do people hate you?"

Then, some body mess ed with The One’s tele prom pter, and this came out instead:
“First of all, I did get elected president, so not everybody hates me; Accorn and my lies got a whole lot of votes,” Obama joked. “A lot of it is what’s called politics, where once somebody with no experience gets elected and begins trying to destroy this countrythe Patriots in this country  feel like they’ve got to poke you a little bit to keep you on your toes. So you shouldn’t take it too seriously.  It’s my sorry ass that better take it seriously!“He went on.
“But people are worried about their own lives. A lot of people are losing their jobs right now.  Remember that “stimulus package” that we sold to you dupes America? Remember how we said it would keep unemployment under 8%? Suckas!  They’re losing their health care [IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!] or they lost their homes to foreclosure and they’re feeling frustrated, and when you’re president of the United States, you’ve got to deal with all of it. You get some  ALL of the credit when things are going good if you are a liberal, but when things are going bad, you get some none of the blame.”

“But that’s all right,” Obama said, adding, “I’m a pretty tough guy. I organized communities.  I had a guy ghost write a book for me. So I’m qualified, right? Are you a tough guy? You look pretty tough. So you’ve just got to keep going on going, even when folks are criticizing you, when you know you’re doing it for other people. Other people like George Soros and Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro!  VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

2 responses to “Why do people hate you?

  1. John, the additions to the story are made all more funny by the fact that that little “tough guy” no doubt doesn’t understand a word the Mess I Uhhhh said.

  2. Frankie, if Bush had tried something like that the pundits would have been all over him: “Mr. President, why do they hate the Commander in Chief in the middle of a war?”

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