Ogling womens’ breasts can add four to five years to your life

I don’t, uh, “ogle”, but on the off chance that some of you do, I make sure to post a few hot mamas on a regular basis.  It takes time to sort through them and find the most ogleworthy breasts, but somebody has to do it.  😉 

“A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise…. Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation…She added: “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

Here, men, is your early morning work out material:

emilys-dream-giant-breasts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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jennifer-aniston-breasts-29

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for those who enjoy skanky women

for those who enjoy skanky women

Denise Milani

Denise Milani

These were the biggest breasts I could find. For those of you who need more exercise...

These were the biggest breasts I could find. For those of you who need more exercise...

My work here is done.

UPDATE: Sigh. Who didn’t see this coming? Evidently there are those who don’t believe that this study is valid. “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is…” yada yada yada. I don’t care that there are naysayers. It must be true, I want it to be true, don’t tell me it isn’t!   Anyway, I refuse to take the chance that it isn’t true. Even though I exercise, I’m gonna continue ogling, too.

11 responses to “Ogling womens’ breasts can add four to five years to your life

  1. I know I stopped and ogled but only for 5 seconds at work! I work with some women that don’t meet these stringent medical standards!

  2. I’m not lettin no stinkin scientific study limit my ogling time to 10 minutes!

  3. I’m perfectly healthy. It MUST be because I ogle. Either that, or it is all the poker that I play, and all the beer that I drink!

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  5. Holy crap, is that a red cow?

  6. Why golly, I believe it is! Thanks, Lance. I hadn’t noticed until you said something.

  7. It works ! just an hour a day and my heart feels so much better.
    I seem to have an issue with “tennis wrist” though.

  8. hmmm. My doctor said I might have carpal tunnel syndrome…

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  10. wwooowwww thank you admin nice work 😀

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