The Democrats’ “Northern Strategy”

Barack Obama’s crack team of Presidential Advisors has developed a new stategy to keep a Democrat in the White House for the indefinite future. It’s called “the Northern Strategy.”  It calls for calling racists all opponents of any idea put forth by the Obama Administration, especially if the opponents are from south of the Mason-Dixon line.  And, oh by the way, if anyone who is north of that line happens to voice any opposition of “The Won,” then by virtue of that fact they may also be thereby labled “homophobes” or “employees of the drug industry,” etc. ad nauseum.  Oh, and if those poor unfortunate souls who criticize Him are black? “Uncle Toms” of course.

But what if the one who is criticizing “The One of Whom the Prophtets Foretold” is a liberal Democrat? Then he or she must be forever labled “A Turncoat” or a “False Brethren”! 

But Sir, even I have my doubts…

“Get thee behind me, Satan!” Now go and do as ACORN doth!

Remember “Westworld”? It’s closer than you think…

Westworld was a 1973 movie set “in the near future” where regular people could go on vacation and experience what it was like to live in certain periods of the past with robots.  For example, if they chose the wild west period of time in America, they could dress as cowboys, and have gunfights with robots who never won, and purchase whores who were easy, etc. yada yada yada.

Here is a trailer for those too young to remember, so old that they have forgotten:

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