Jimmy Carter: “Overwhelming Portion” of support for Pres. Obama is based on “Nucking Fignorance”

A.P.  Peanutville, GA:  Former (failed miserably) President of the United States Jimmy Carter, in a rare moment of candor, admitted that Pres. Obama is even more inept than Pres. Carter used to be.  “I had to play the race card  (referring to his previous allegation that most opposition to Pres. Obama is based upon racism) for that dumb bastard, er, I mean, for President Obama.  He’s so incompetent, he needs all the help he can get.  Why, back in mah day, that ‘Boy’ wouldn’t have been elected dog catcher!  Anybody who still supports this President’s policies does so based only on nucking fignorance or misguided belief in ‘hope ‘n change,’ whatever the hell that means… Umm.  This is off the record. Isn’t it?” 

A spokesman for the nearly senile Pres. Carter could not be reached for comment.

[Ok, OK! I sorta made this all up. But you know it has the ring of truth to it.]

One response to “Jimmy Carter: “Overwhelming Portion” of support for Pres. Obama is based on “Nucking Fignorance”

  1. Awesoe article.

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