Monthly Archives: September 2009

Be afraid, President Obama. Be VERY afraid.

The tree of liberty and all that...

The tree of liberty and all that...

I want him to be afraid. I want his mindless followers to be afraid for him.  When he and Princess Nan and Dirty Harry try to jam down the public’s throat what the majority does not want, such as ObamaCare and Crap and Tax, without even allowing time to read the damn bills, then I say that they need to fear the masses.  They need to fear retribution at the next elections. They need to fear great bodily harm.

“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny.  When the government fears the people, there is liberty.”  Thom. Jefferson

What I’m doing today

John Doe’s Day Off: going to the State Fair of Virginia, at its new location.

Ogling womens’ breasts can add four to five years to your life

I don’t, uh, “ogle”, but on the off chance that some of you do, I make sure to post a few hot mamas on a regular basis.  It takes time to sort through them and find the most ogleworthy breasts, but somebody has to do it.  😉 

“A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise…. Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation…She added: “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

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Minka Kelly time

Just to get the thought of Hillary Clinton, period, off my mind…

A little Rule 5 action:

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Hillary Clinton Nude!

I wonder why Bill chases other women?

I wonder why Bill chases other women?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We know what really happened

goat born with a human-like face. Owner claims “It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins,” he said.

I love my goats. I would never do anything to harm them. Honest. Baaaah. Baaaaaaah!

This is sad

When they start cutting the benefits of retirees, it effects us all.  Molson Canadian (one of my early favorites, but which I have since grown tired of) used to give their retirees 6 dozen beers per month (12 six packs, for you idiot liberals who can’t count), but are now planning to cut it down to one dozen beers per month.  Why work all those years in the brewery if you can’t drink for free in your retirement years?  If all you guys are getting is two six packs per month in your retirement years, you shoulda been lawyers instead.  About two six packs per month will be all that I’ll be able to afford in my retirement, too.

“A Molson representative told CBC that supplying 2,400 retirees across the country with free beer was costing the company over $1 million a year.”

Brett Farve too old?

WHY does Obama ALWAYS back the wrong side?

We dictate, you abide

We dictate, you abide

Murdering terrorists (Palestinians) vs. Democratically elected allies (Israel)–Palestinians.

Leftist Dictator Hugo Chavez vs. America: Chavez

Russia vs. Poland:  Russia

Leftist Dictator wannabe ex-President of Honduras Zelaya vs. Honduras Government and Honduran Constitution:  Zelaya.

Only 41% favor the health-care reform plans in Congress now, while a steady 56% oppose them:  ObamaCare.  

ACORN vs. America: ACORN

Token Conservative

Watching “Morning Joe” this a.m., I have decided that we need a

Don't go away mad, Pat. Just go away.

Don't go away mad, Pat. Just go away.

new phrase to describe people such as Pat Buchanan and David Brooks at the New York Times.  It’s bad enough that liberals dominate media outlets such as the NY Times and MSNBC, but it is even worse that they insert some faux conservative (Brooks) or some caricature of who liberals hate most in a conservative (Buchanan) as a token non-liberal so that they can pound their chests and say: “See, we aren’t totally liberal in our presentation!”

What those and other establishments are doing is equivalent to Major League Baseball having on some puny gay place kicker or Michael Vick as spokespeople for all of the NFL.  The unspoken message is that either is typical of the quality and character of the typical NFL players.  Those who don’t like the NFL, don’t watch it, and have no desire to watch it will only be strengthened in their conviction not to watch it by being exposed to those two aberations.

So what should we call them? “Token Conservatives” won’t work, especially for Brooks, because he is not really a conservative, he’s only “conservative” when compared to the rest of the ultra liberals at the NYT.  Besides, it’s a knock-off of “token black” and is thus already taken, as is “house nigger conservative”  I’m brainstorming, but I just can’t come up with something snappy:  Poser  Conservative? (Or poseur if we want to sound urbane instead of hip?)  Asshat is already in use.  Crapweasil? Assclown? It will come to me.