Got Dead Kennedy Jokes?

Teddy's carcass lying in state

Teddy's carcass lying in state

One of my “favorite topics” is dead Kennedy jokes!  What’s so special about the Zapruder film? It’s the last time we had actual proof that a Kennedy may have actually had a brain. Bwahaha!  How do we know that Teddy didn’t really have brain cancer? He’s a Kennedy, Kennedys have a brain! Why didn’t they embalm Teddy’s body? It was already pickled by years of drinking Scotch.  Why do the liberal press reporters all call him the “Lion of the Senate”?   Lyin was second nature to him.  What’s the difference between Teddy and a whale? Whales don’t drink Scotch until they pass out. What’s the difference between Joseph Stalin and Ted Kennedy?  Stalin never spent 50+ years trying to destroy our form of government.

A little harsh, my liberal kool aid critics? Not as harsh as joking about a girl you left to die in the back seat of a submerged vehicle while you tried to concoct an alibi.

I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing.”

Burn in hell you fat bloated whale.

6 responses to “Got Dead Kennedy Jokes?

  1. Ah, that radio spot about Kennedy’s liking for Chappaquiddick jokes looks like going a long way. I blogged about it, and I live in Cornwall (it’s the most beautiful part of England, for those yanks that don’t know!).

    Sen Ted’s post-mortem popularity looks like it might reach that of the proverbial bacon butty at a bar mitzvah.

  2. Richard, I thought all the Brits were socialist faggots who liked to drink beer and start fights at football games (not that there is anything wrong with beer and fighting at football games!). Thanks for destroying my stereotype of youse guys.

  3. Hahaha, I don’t like football, I prefer rugby or cricket, but I have drunk rather a lot of beer tonight. Certainly not a socialist though!

    It is a pleasure not to comply with a stereotype. Thanks for saying “youse”. Are you from Chicago?

  4. Here’s hoping Teddys death from a brain tumor will encourage ALL Democrats to have a colonoscopy……..

  5. No, actually originally from Michigan, about 4 hrs from there. And Max, not sure most Democrats even KNOW where their asshole is.

  6. They are married to their asshole…then they cheat on her !

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