After all this Teddy Kennedy shit, I need a laugh

I laughed until my beer came out my nose at the comments of this picture at wagreflex:

Dammit, Jim, I'm a dog, not the Star Ship Enterprise!

Disgusting photos

Don’t try this at home, Kids. Leave this to us profechinals.

Christening of the USS Ted Kennedy

Some things are so priceless that you have to steal them. From Americandigest.

Shut up, bitch. I'm not drunk...

Maybe rationing medical care to old farts isn’t such a bad idea?

Quick, somebody take away Sen. Byrd's walker

Got Dead Kennedy Jokes?

Teddy's carcass lying in state

One of my “favorite topics” is dead Kennedy jokes!  What’s so special about the Zapruder film? It’s the last time we had actual proof that a Kennedy may have actually had a brain. Bwahaha!  How do we know that Teddy didn’t really have brain cancer? He’s a Kennedy, Kennedys have a brain! Why didn’t they embalm Teddy’s body? It was already pickled by years of drinking Scotch.  Why do the liberal press reporters all call him the “Lion of the Senate”?   Lyin was second nature to him.  What’s the difference between Teddy and a whale? Whales don’t drink Scotch until they pass out. What’s the difference between Joseph Stalin and Ted Kennedy?  Stalin never spent 50+ years trying to destroy our form of government.

A little harsh, my liberal kool aid critics? Not as harsh as joking about a girl you left to die in the back seat of a submerged vehicle while you tried to concoct an alibi.

“I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing.”

Burn in hell you fat bloated whale.