Obama appoints Jimmy Hoffa Jr. as Surgeon General

Li'l Jimmy's poppa would be proud!

Li'l Jimmy's poppa would be proud!

Teamsters union president Jimmy Hoffa Jr. has been appointed to replace that fat woman who was previously appointed as Surgeon General. 

President Obama exclaimed that Mr. Hoffa was exquisitely qualified for the position.  “He may not be an M.D., but he knows all about breaking legs, and he knows where the bodies are buried. And, hey, it made as much sense as appointing Denis Hughes, president of the New York state branch of the AFL-CIO, as the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of New York’s private-sector board of directors.” 

[You dumb fuckers who voted for this chump sorry yet?]

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