1. Are you a Republican?
A. No! You still might be a racist. Go to 2 or 3 below
B. Yes? You probably are a racist.
C. Even though a Republican, did you vote for Obama?
i) No? You are a racist. Unless yer black, Uncle Tom.
ii) Yes? But do you support him 100%?
a) NO? RACIST!
b) Yes? Maybe not a racist, but we are watching Bub! Donate to ACORN–NOW–or get called a racist!
2. Are you a Democrat? Yes.
A. Did you vote for Obama?
i) No? Racist! Unless you are black, Uncle Tom.
ii) Yes? But do you still support him 100%?
a) no? Racist! Or Uncle Tom.
b) yes? Good, now donate to ACORN. IMMEDIATELY!
3. Are you independent? See 2 above. AND DONATE A DOUBLE PORTION TO ACORN KOMRADES!