Take the Racist Quiz! The Definitive way to know if YOU ARE A RACIST!

1. Are you a Republican? 

       A. No! You still might be a racist. Go to 2 or 3 below

       B.  Yes?  You probably are a racist.

       C.  Even though a Republican, did you vote for Obama?

               i) No?  You are a racist. Unless yer black, Uncle Tom.

               ii) Yes?      But do you support him 100%?

                              a) NO? RACIST!

                             b) Yes? Maybe not a racist, but we are watching                                     Bub! Donate to ACORN–NOW–or get called a racist!

 

2. Are you a Democrat? Yes.

     A.  Did you vote for Obama?

              i) No? Racist! Unless you are black, Uncle Tom.

              ii) Yes? But do you still support him 100%?

                      a) no? Racist! Or Uncle Tom.

                       b) yes? Good, now donate to ACORN. IMMEDIATELY! 

3.  Are you independent? See 2 above. AND DONATE A DOUBLE PORTION TO ACORN KOMRADES!

Brought to you by the Life Time Emperor of Cuba!  Inspired by John Stossel’s blog.

All you right-wing racists leave my homie alone!

How do you KNOW Willie isn't Castro? Have you ever seen them together?

UPDATE 9/24/09:  Black and Right shows that great minds DO think alike!