Take the Racist Quiz! The Definitive way to know if YOU ARE A RACIST!

1. Are you a Republican? 

       A. No! You still might be a racist. Go to 2 or 3 below

       B.  Yes?  You probably are a racist.

       C.  Even though a Republican, did you vote for Obama?

               i) No?  You are a racist. Unless yer black, Uncle Tom.

               ii) Yes?      But do you support him 100%?

                              a) NO? RACIST!

                             b) Yes? Maybe not a racist, but we are watching                                     Bub! Donate to ACORN–NOW–or get called a racist!

 

2. Are you a Democrat? Yes.

     A.  Did you vote for Obama?

              i) No? Racist! Unless you are black, Uncle Tom.

              ii) Yes? But do you still support him 100%?

                      a) no? Racist! Or Uncle Tom.

                       b) yes? Good, now donate to ACORN. IMMEDIATELY

3.  Are you independent? See 2 above. AND DONATE A DOUBLE PORTION TO ACORN KOMRADES!

Brought to you by the Life Time Emperor of Cuba!  Inspired by John Stossel’s blog.

All you right-wing racists leave my homie alone!

All you right-wing racists leave my homie alone!

How do you KNOW Willie isn't Castro? Have you ever seen them together?

How do you KNOW Willie isn't Castro? Have you ever seen them together?

UPDATE 9/24/09:  Black and Right shows that great minds DO think alike!

2 responses to “Take the Racist Quiz! The Definitive way to know if YOU ARE A RACIST!

  1. You know you are a racist if ANYONE from Harrisonburg thinks so…so sayeth the LORD, so sayeth the People…

  2. Amen Bro.

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