Daily Archives: August 21, 2009

Top Arguments in favor of ObamaCare!

Trust me!

Trust me!

If you oppose ObamaCare, you are a racist! Or a teabagger! Or part of the vast right-wing conspiracy!

Jesus would support ObamaCare!

All those Canadians and Cubans can’t be wrong!

If you oppose ObamaCare, you must be bought and paid for by the evil drug companies! Or you have been brainwashed by the evil insurance

You love me!

You love me!

companies!  Or you are just too dumb to know what is good for you!

If you oppose ObamaCare, you must not have seen Michael Moore’s “Sicko”! Or worse, you must not have believed it!

If you oppose ObamaCare, you must “have” yours, and now you oppose those less privileged the chance to get theirs!

Umm, ugh, ummm,

Umm, ugh, ummm,

Why do you trust the Government with your mail, with building your roads (see NoVa), and with National Security (see CIA leaks), but not with your body? No, wait, I mean, ugh, uhm, WILL SOMEBODY FIX MY DAMN TELEPROMPTER?