Breaking: Text of recent “talks” between Taliban and envoys from USA, Great Britain!

A.P. News, July 28, 2009: somewhere near the Afghanistan, Pakistan border.  “A transcript of the first ever talks between envoys from the USA and Great Britain and high ranking officials within the Taliban have been obtained by a reporter for the Associated Press International.  Below is a portion of those historic talks, instituted at the behest of the Obama Administration:

Taliban representative: “ALLAH ACHBAR! DEATH TO AMELICA!!”

American envoy: “Please do not chop my head off!!! I’ll say and do anything to arrrggghh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Gurgle gurgle…”  [sound of head plopping onto the ground.]

Taliban representative: “ALLAH ACHBAR! DEATH TO AMELICA LAP DOG!”

Great Britain envoy: “PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! I’LL SAY AND DO…AHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOO!!! [slice, dice, sound of head plopping onto cave somewhere in Bumfuckistan, Afghanistan.]

Taliban representative:  [As he wipes the blood from his scimtar, with a devilish grin on his face] “ALLAH ACHBAR! DEATH TO AMELICA AND AMELICA’S LAP DOG!!” 

Contrast the above with America’s response to the Taliban during George W. Bush’s Administration…

Taliban representative during Bush Administration: “Allah Achbar! Velly nice wedding.  Very clear day.  Velly nice.  Perhaps we should be back home in our cave…”

[KA-BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKINGBOOOOM! Or whatever it is the sound that a Predator Drone missile makes as it sends Taliban members to their everlasting hell!]   

Yeah, I think I prefer George’s method of “talks” with the Taliban.

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